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projared · 11 months
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listening and learning
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projared · 1 year
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onision is apparently pretending he’s dead. he has (RIP)🎗️ as his name on twitter and wrote a godawful obituary about how he like succumbed to the “lies” spread about him
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projared · 1 year
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i miss the good old days..i miss our little teeths....
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projared · 1 year
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projared · 1 year
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oh god please not again
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projared · 2 years
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guys they locked all the doors i cant get out of twitter hq
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projared · 2 years
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its so cold in here
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projared · 2 years
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hey guys
projared is just using advanced polycule construction techniques to get double the pussy from white women than hed normally get
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projared · 2 years
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projared · 2 years
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i hope you die. i hope we both die.
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projared · 2 years
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for the love of god please listen to old users when we say this site works differently. that you can’t just sit around with a blank blog. make posts or reblog, but do something at least. this site works because we don’t have an unavoidable garbage algorithm forcefeeding us posts based on our likes. we do not need another fucking twitter, tiktok or instagram.
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projared · 3 years
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I had a dream where pro jared was once hunted by a guy in a huge trench coat and detective fedora with a silenced pistol. Like he was being hunted through his whole house. The guys name was the “technomancer” and they never caught him. I looked him up on twitter (still dreaming) and followed him. He made 1 tweet and it said “facebook more like failbook. His twitter icon was spongebob.
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projared · 3 years
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projared · 3 years
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gregory. come here to me my son. i have been defeated. we have been defeated. my sweet child, swallow this pill with daddy. itll be over soon. i love you, i love this nation, god bless these great united gamers. good buh buh
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projared · 3 years
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why did komaeda say that about me.
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projared · 4 years
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uh oh
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projared · 4 years
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happy new jared :)
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