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Jarlaxle declared queer officially by Bob everyone play HOT TO GO

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More older Kieran!! He’s still figuring things out 🥹

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It’s time for a longer post dedicated to dresses.

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I think that if a dragon were to rot it would be like a whale fall. The event is so rare that is teems with opportunist scavengers and creates a boom in the ecosystem. The flesh is uniquely rich and saturated with raw magic that will imbue the next few generations of vultures with sharper talons and bile twice as acidic. That magical energy disperses through the food web to grant small gifts to billions of different creatures. Insects are the first to find the carcass and the last to pick its flesh. Then the plants and fungi take over when there are only bones. Apothecary shelves will be overflowing for months with unique flowers, fruits, and mushrooms. Some gardeners and brewers plant trees in the exposed ribcage.

Humans also play a role in this decay, naturally. Even quite rotten, dragon meat carries no diseases or parasites. There are delicacies made from the flesh at its most rotten state, though most prefer the fresher meat. The scales, bones, teeth, and claws are valuable to jewelers, armorers, and smiths of tools and weapons. If you're lucky, it'll be your local craftsmen who get their hands on them, and you might get a nice set of bone kitchen knives for a high but reasonable price. If you're unlucky, some company will step in to strip away all the valuables from this dead angel, and the 1% will enjoy some novelties they don't appreciate the significance of. They've never seen a dragon rot, or dug through its decaying flesh with thick gloves to stave off its acidic blood.

What remains of the bones will eventually be covered in earth and lush new life. It will become a garden, perhaps tended by the humans who remember it, or perhaps only by the birds and squirrels that scatter the seeds. Someday dragons might visit this place to rear their young on its bounty, and thank the dead for what they've given back.

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Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

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this is too much play energy

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big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now

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Dalinar at the kid’s table practicing baby’s first glyphs with his grandson.

Actually this came from torithedormouse on instagram, prompting me to sketch Dalinar stuck in chairs too small for his big frame, after a bit in chapter 44 of Oathbringer, which describes him sitting on a small stool and looking entirely too big for it. 

So yeah 😁

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Always look your best! 💜💚🖤

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i find beau’s relationship with deities, magic and her own self worth really interesting! i also thought the symbolism of the almond blossom really suited her (quote from Nikos Kazantzakis)

✨ kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous ✨

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a few of the sketches from my kitten chapbook! it's finished now, so I'm just hunting around for a publisher

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"It's not everyday one meets such a cavalier sinner such as yourself! A true, bloody pleasure."

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Tales of Symphonia Huevember (2021)

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i finished another tales game u know what that means: skit portrait redraws!!!

static version below:

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when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”