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YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING, YOU KNEW IT

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present you my original 

THE ROYAL ROMANCE CLICK N DRAG GAME! Discover your own Cordonia odyssey!

don’t hesitate to reblog with your results, or try my other click n drag about Endless Summer! Hope you have fun with this one! also don’t thank me for making you review a little math hehe

!!! still doesn’t work with Chrome for some reason… sigh !!!

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hi lovely! what songs remind you of zig (or zig + mc)??

Hi nonnie, I’ll put the rest under the cut! It’s amuzing most of the songs that makes me think of zig I discovered them randomly on the radio, outside or on spotify shuffle! Here goes ! Some of them makes me think of him by the rythm and others from the lyrics! Enjoy! 

Template by @Necart 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dM5QYdTo08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk8jV7r6VMk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LONIThD7vO8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiD7oBiGxT4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwa3EHG3lZ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ5n5WFvt6w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXvy8ZeCs5M

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a definitive ranking of choices mcs

ES MC - adventurous, if they were in ILITW, bitch would definitely live. probably the smartest MC out of all of them

ILITW MC - a loyal bitch. not just a ride or die bitch, they ride AND die 

TRR MC - once upon a time not long ago, she was a hoe and she’s admitting it ! will jump from dick to dick within minutes AND still gets one of them to take a bullet for her not to mention actually has some personality and can be mean as hell unlike the rest and yeah i could go on forever about how she’s my inspiration bye

Hero MC - hero!mc has fuckin powers so i got no choice but to put them at the top of this list + the best LIs??? kenji and eva??? only legends can date them

RCD MC - bitch can’t act to save her life but holy shit does she have amazing luck  

HSS MC - tbh uhhh i have no opinion on her because her only personality trait is being involved in other people’s life so oop here she is in the middle

THOBM MC - ok don’t get me wrong stellar plot but..,.,,unstellar MC (i, too, have lost a brother and i, too, think the right course of action is to visit a haunted house for closure)

TF/TS MC - she would be higher on this list if she had some plotlines of her own in the sophomore. identifies as the mom friend and for whatever reason is proud of it

#LH MC - yea i’m just gonna squeeze her in here bye

HFTH MC - the type to ask “when’s christmas?” in march. she’s the bitch that’ll tell you to look on the bright side at ur grandma’s funeral

ROE MC - human mix of cardboard and stale chips

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LIAM CHRIS & DRAKE sitting alone in the maze tree in the middle of the night, drinking whatever and talking about Lady CORA NOVA (my MC)…

LIAM CHRIS (bitter) : You know i love her, don’t you ?

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DRAKE (troubled) : Yeah… I know…

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LIAM CHRIS (confident) : And you know i’m gonna marry her, isn’t it ?

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DRAKE (jealous) : You told me from the first day you met her in that forgotten bar in New York !

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LIAM CHRIS (calm) : Then you also know that she is gonna be your queen.

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DRAKE (resigned) : And i will bow to her and call her Your Highness and blah blah blah…

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LIAM CHRIS (pissed of) : So what the hell was in your mind when you fallen in love with her ?!…

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DRAKE (angry): I thought i could be her “mistress”, after all that is the custom in Cordonia !

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reasons why Zigmund Ortega from TF/TS deserves the world

so this is me and my trash series, I have nothing better to do and I’m putting off doing the shit I’m actually supposed to do,,, as usual. I therefore make this in honor of the fandom learning Zig’s last name. this is the result of my trashy creativity and terrible procrastination so it may very well suck :>

disclaimer that all of this is just as a joke, I’m kidding most of the time so if this offends you and you really have anything against something/everything in this entire dusty list, just tell me and I’ll mediate the situation for sure *salutes*

p.s. does anyone want some Zig in TRR or Zig in ES hcs because I love hcs but I dunno I get scared to post them lol I could do 384738473 hcs and not get tired of it tbh

have you ever looked at his hair, because it looks amazing all the damn time bless this man

E Y E B R O W S  O N  F L E E K  2 4 / 7  it shakes me

hIS FULL NAME wAs FiNaLLy ReVEaled to US?? aND IT’S BEAUTIFUL??

his half smile half smirk thing makes me cry even if he ain’t my LI ok someone send me to the hospital bc his smile kills me

has anyone noticed that he can pull off a white v-neck because that in itself is amazing, not all guys can do that so yes okay moving on

he literally respects women so much, there is actual evidence of this so he ain’t no thug, fuck off abbie

if you still think he’s a thug then just look at the number of people in the fandom who love him

to some people he’s the only reason why they’re still playing this dusty book

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MASTERLIST

ENDLESS SUMMER

Despacito: (Jake x MC)

Part 1 (NSFW)

Part 2 (NSFW)

Part 3 (NSFW)

Part 4 (NSFW)

God damn it (Zahra x Craig) (NSFW)

Powerless  (Raj, Quinn & Diego NOT ROMANTIC) (ChoicesCreates)

Chase (NSFW)  (Jake x MC) (ChoicesCreates)

Mirror (Jake x MC) (ChoicesCreates) 

I love you the most (Jake x MC)

Red (Quinn x MC)  (slightly NSFW?)

five things you know and the one thing you don’t.  (Jake x MC)

Different doesn’t mean bad   (Jake x MC, Grace x Aleister, Michelle X Sean, Zahra x Craig, Estela x Quinn & Diego x Raj) (ChoicesCreates)

Blood is thicker than water (Diego & MC NOT ROMANTIC) (ChoicesCreates)

Mother’s little helper (All) (NOT ROMANTIC) (ChoicesCreates)

Pull (Jake x MC, ROMANTIC) (Diego x MC, Mike x Jake, NOT ROMANTIC) (ChoicesCreates)

Senses (Jake x MC, Sean x Michelle, Zahra x Craig, Grace x Aleister) (Mention of Quinn, Raj, Diego & Estela)

Itaidōshin (Diego x MC, Jake x Mike, NOT ROMANTIC) (Jake x MC, ROMANTIC)

Together In Tandem (Jake x MC) (slightly NSFW?)

Yours Truly (Michelle x Quinn)

Hips don’t lie  (Jake x MC) (NSFW)

Bailando (Sean x MC) (NSFW)

Robarte un Beso [Steal a kiss from you] (Jake x MC)

Blurbs:

“KILL ME! KILL ME IN THE EYES!” (Jake x MC)

“Liam Neeson would do it” (Estela x MC)

“I’m pretty good at distractions”. (Jake x MC)

“Is that all you’ve got?” (Jake x MC) (NSFW)

“If you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”  (Jake x MC)

“If you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”  (Zahra x Craig)

“You’re the only one”. (Jake x MC)

“Don’t touch me”. (Jake x MC)

“I loved you. Past tense”. (Jake x MC)

“Why do you even care?” (Jake x MC)

“Now, not to be forward, but I love you”. (Grace x Aleister)

“Friends don’t get each other off”. (Jake x MC) (NSFW)

“You make me nervous, and happy, and horny, all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes”. (Jake x MC)

“I don’t want to go to bed angry”. (Jake x MC)

“Put me down!” (Jake x MC)

“Please refrain from shooting her, we need her for later”. (Jake x MC)

“Well that was unsettling”. (Jake x MC & Zahra x Craig)  

“Where are your pants?” (Jake x MC) (NSFW)

“Is that- blood?” (Jake x MC) (NSFW)

“You know, I would help, but making fun of you is so much more satisfying”. (Jake x MC)

“Oh, I know. I’m a goddamn masterpiece - but it’s nice to hear you say it”. (Jake x MC)  

“Where are your pants?” &  “Are you even listening to me?” (Jake x MC)

Making the relationship public for all LIs

Angst break-up headcanon for all LIs

“Well obviously nothing is going on here!” (Jake x MC)  

“That’s french for ‘go away’“. (Jake x MC)

“What did you just do?!”, “It was all me, by the way.” & “I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.” (Jake x MC)

“Can I help you?” (Zahra x Craig)

“I may have mildly panicked…” & “Ooh, that must’ve hurt!”  (Jake x MC)

“You have no idea what you do to me”. (Jake x MC) (Slight NSFW)

“Liam Neeson would do it”. (Craig x MC) (NOT ROMANTIC)

“You’re special to me” & “Shut up and kiss me already”. (Jake x MC)

“You’re cute when you’re angry”, “You’re one hell of a girl” & “Are you jealous?” (Jake x MC)

“I lost the baby”. (Jake x MC)

“Can we cuddle?” & “You’re one hell of a girl”. (Jake x MC)

“I’m so in love with you”. &  “I wish we could stay like this forever”.  (Zahra x Craig)

“I wish I’d never met you”  (Jake x MC)

“I fucked up”. &  “Can I kiss you right now?” (Zahra x Craig) 

“You’re a monster”. (Jake x MC)

“I’m pregnant”. (Jake x MC)

“Can I kiss you right now?” (Jake x MC)

“Let’s have a baby” & “Can we cuddle?” (Jake x MC)

Por Una Mujer Bonita (Jake x MC)

Comforting MC for all LIs 

THE FRESHMAN/THE SOPHOMORE 

Passion (Chris x MC) (ChoicesCreates)

Saudade  (Chris x MC, Zig x MC, ROMANTIC), (Kaitlyn x MC, James x MC, NOT ROMANTIC)

Yes, Captain (Zig x MC) (NSFW)

Blurbs:

“Does that feel good?” (Becca x MC)

“Quick, blend in!” (Zig x MC)

“Let’s keep this between us”. (Zig x MC)

“It’s four o'clock, don’t you think you should fuck off?” (Chris x MC)

“Where are your pants?” (Zig x MC)

“Now, not to be forward, but I love you.” (Zig x MC)

“Is that my shirt?” & “Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you?” (Zig x MC) (NSFW)

“I’m pregnant”. (Zig x MC)

#LOVEHACKS

Confessions (Mark x MC/Dani)

Blurbs:

“You make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.” (Ben x MC/Dani)

THE CROWN AND THE FLAME

“Poor, unforunate souls”.  (Empress Azura)

Blurbs:

“Is that - blood?” (Kenna x Val)

MOST WANTED:

Dive (Sam x Dave):

Part 1 (NSFW)

Part 2 (NSFW) 

Part 3 (NSFW)

THE ROYAL ROMANCE:

Burnin’ Love: (Maxwell x MC)

Part one (NSFW)

Part two (NSFW)

Part three (NSFW)

Drowning Your Goodbye (Drake x MC)

Twisted Crown (King Constantine x Queen Regina):

Part one 

Much Better (Maxwell x MC) (NSFW)

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MC: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl.

Diego: I don’t thing you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Jake could fight in that dress either.

Jake: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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Thoughts on Diamond Options

I actually fully support diamond options. PB is a company and they need to make money to pay their employees and keep providing content, diamond and key sales let them do that. However, I think diamonds should enhance the story, not set up the player to fail/have a less enjoyable experience if they don’t purchase diamonds.

Good Use of Diamonds

Sexy times. Not only does it make sense to make users pay for what is just extra content, but it also lets PB keep the mature content locked away behind a pay-wall. This one is probably never going to change. Though, the fact that these scenes range from 16 to 30 diamonds, depending on the book/scene is inconsistent. 

Bonus content. The Crown and the Flame was good about this. You could buy weapons or allies that helped you in that moment but also gave you bonus scenes later on in the story. Without this content, you could still achieve your goal, it would just be harder (more on this in a moment), but you wouldn’t get the extra content later on. For example saving Tevan in Book One means he’ll appear for the rest of the book, offering us support to make our victory a little easier, but we’ll still win without him. 

Acceptable Use of Diamonds

Making the task easier. As mentioned above, often the diamond choice makes the task easier. The weapons in TC&TF give you an advantage, outfits in The Royal Romance and Endless Summer can make it easier to blend in and achieve your goal. In Book Two of ES, you can buy the winter outfit to keep warm and it means you navigate the snow easier and can lead your friends to safety quicker, plus you unlock a clue. If you don’t buy the outfit, you can still lead your friends to safety, it’s just more challenging and you have to pass a bunch of timed choices.

When the diamond option is better, but the cheap option is still ok. We see this in Rules of Engagement with the wedding options. The free options are nice (except the flowers, the no-flower greenery option sucks) but the diamond options are better. You still get to get married in a wedding dress with a veil, still have a pretty cake, etc if you don’t spend diamonds, you just get more customization options if you do. 

Terrible Use of Diamond Options

Shaming the user for not buying the diamond choice. In Love Hacks, Book One you have to pick an outfit to go to a sporting event. You can pay diamonds and wear the team colors or you can wear the free option which is the opposing team’s colors, this, of course, will get the MC heckled by other characters. This sucks and is just one example of the game shaming you for choosing the free option.

Missing information. In TRR, there is a subplot involving pictures taken at Liam’s bachelor party and the suggestion that someone in the MC’s inner circle may be a traitor. This is first mentioned in a diamond scene back in Book One and is then introduced into the main story in Book Two and the user is given the option to resolve it, in a diamond scene, of course. If the user chooses not to pay the diamonds, they are not told the outcome of the mystery (and it’s a pretty bbig story/character development).

This means that players who are not spending diamonds do not have access to the same information as players who do (basically all of Endless Summer) which can make for a less enjoyable experience. I’m not talking about bonus content that enhances the story but about information that plays into the main story and effects the character’s and their relationships. 

Not Spending Diamonds = Being a Bad Friend. Or basically the entire plot of The Sophomore. This ties into shaming the user. So many times the user has to spend diamonds to make the right choice and be a decent person. Hana, in The Royal Romance, is a good exmaple of this. So many of her diamond choices involve being a good person: running after her when Olivia makes fun of her, attending her party at the regatt so she’s not all alone. It would be nice to be able to be a decent human being without constnat having to spend diamonds.

Conclusion

I have no issues spending diamons in the game. I can afford it and budget appropriately, but I dislike feeling forced to spend them or the way some of the diamond options are presented. 

In my opinion, TC&TF handled diamond options fairly well, especially since they also used power/prestige points to give player’s another option. There was a lot of bonus content in TC&TF but the game was still enjoyable without spending diamonds, it was just a little more work. 

I definitely feel like I need to spend diamonds on Endless Summer or the game will be harder and less enjoyable. I know it’s also basically impossible to romance Estela without unlocking all her diamond scenes, which sucks. I love ES, but I play it knowing that I’m going to be spending money to play it. Same with TRR. 

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IF U NEED ME ILL BE ON THE FLOOR SOBBING

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I MISSED MY #1 MAN!!

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I’m not crying these are just tears coming out of my eyes

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I’m not okay!!!!!!!

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MY LONGEST YEAH BOI EVER!!!!!

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Not my baby you bitch

And then:

MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS PB

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What do you mean final chapter? I’m not ready to say goodbye to my Ziggy boy

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He’s even wearing Drake’s signature outfit in one of his latest movies…

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Drake Walker, Polar Plunge