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"You want to know how to   get out of this class?" Her expression morphed from one of annoyance to a mostly blank slate. A ghost of a smile threatened to show as she shrugged in a casual manner.  "Study hard and pass. And then    you will never have to be inconvenienced   by myself or my class ever again."

       ❝ Don’t think I haven’t. ❞ Thirty four years old and having to go back to college to get a medical degree…             how embarrassing.         ❝ Is there anyway out of this class? ❞

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   "Perhaps instead of insulting my area of       expertise--and the person responsible       for grading you which is, of course,      myself, you should take your complaints       to your advisor instead."

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        ❝ This is stupid.Why must I take this           type of class for a medical degree? ❞

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favorite fictional characters ♥ Jane Quimby (Jane by Design)

The cutest girl I’ve ever seen on TV. She’s like a pile of bunnies. Or even better. 

And in my head-canon she’s Blaine sister,yes.

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"Are you crazy?” "Are you even listening to me?" "Are you even listening to yourself?" "Are you sure they won’t find out?” "Are you sure this is legal?” "Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” "Are you threatening me?" "Be mine." "Can you be anymore obvious?" "Do I know you?" "Do you love me?" "Do you remember this?" "Do you trust me?" "Don’t go." "Don’t let me die." "Don’t look at me like that." "Don’t make me beg.” "Don’t you dare come near me!" "Don’t you dare." "Explain yourself." "For you, I would _____" "Give it back." "Give me another chance." "Have you ever even done this before?" "How drunk are you right now?" "I already regret this." "I am not wearing that.” "I can’t believe you missed that." "I can’t do this anymore." "I can’t even look at you." "I could kill you!" "I dare you." or "I dare you to _____." "I didn’t do it."" "I didn’t know you could do that." "I don’t want to look at you right now.” "I guess this is goodbye.” "I hate you." "I have to go." "I just want to cuddle." "I know your secret.” "I love you, but I really wish I didn’t…” "I love you." "I miss you so very much." "I missed you." "I need a drink." "I need a hug." "I never really loved you." "I owe you." "I think I broke it." "I think I’m falling in love with you. " "I think I’m forgetting something." "I think it’s broken.” "I trust you." "I want to be yours." "I want to try this thing I read in a book.” "I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now." "I’ll be there in five minutes.”
 
”This is really inappropriate.” "I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?” "I’m bad for you.” "I’m dying." "I’m going to be sick." "I’m not speaking to you anymore." "I’m pregnant and it’s yours." "I’ve never heard that one before." "If you stay quiet, no one will know.” "Is that my shirt?" "It was me." "It’s so beautiful.” "It’s time to choose.” "Just five more minutes." "Just go." "Just leave me alone." "Just let me die." "Just relax." "Just what did we do last night?" "Kiss me you idiot." "Kiss me." "Like you even care." "Little too late, don’t you think?" "Make me." "Marry me?" "My parents don’t know." "My parents know."" "Never again." "Nh, don’t be so rough!" "No, that can’t be my baby." "No! You can’t die on me now!" "Obviously there is something between us." "Of all the things I’ve heard, that hurt the most." "Put it away.” "Put your trousers on!" "Put. The. Weapon. Down." "Quiet, I am trying to think." "Relax, I have a plan." "Really?" "Shut up and listen." "Take responsibility." "That isn’t mine." "That looked easier on TV." "That sounds painful." "That was a bad plan." "That’s mine!” "That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard." "They’re coming.” "This seems familiar." "This stays between us." "Truth hurts, don’t it?" "Unbelievable. I can’t believe you right now." "Very good, you had me fooled." "Want to hear a secret?" "We need to talk." "We’re moving too fast.” "Well that was unexpected." "What are we doing here?" "What are you afraid of?" "What are you touching?" "What are you?" "What do you need?" "What happened to you?" "What have I done this time?" "What if someone catches us?” "What sort of noise was that?” "What the hell do you think you’re doing?" "What were you thinking?" "Where are my clothes?" "Where did you find this?" "Where do you even find this sort of thing?” "Where were you?" "Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?” "Why are you wearing that?" "Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am." "You could have died!” "You could have killed someone!" "You coward." "You don’t need to be so gentle.” "You drive me crazy!" "You have ten minutes, so make it quick.” "You lied to me!" "You mean everything to me." "You owe me." "You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!" "You’re all out of ____." "You’re an idiot.” "You’re bad for me.” "You’re dead to me." "You’re pregnant and it’s mine" "You’re really good at this…” "You’re so weird."" "You’re under arrest."

All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.

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Send one of the following for my muse's reaction

"But that’s not possible!" 

"What a night." 

"You’re such a liar."

"Five more minutes" 

"How could you be so stupid?!"

"What’d you do that for?"

"I thought what we had was special.."

"…That’s disgusting." 

"But we promised." 

"When did you get that?"

"This was never about me."

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Leave "Oh, it's you." in my askbox

And I’ll generate a number from 1-12 to see what our muses get. 

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friend sad????

im on way. wait for me friend

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Our muses are at the wedding of a mutual friend. My muse asks yours for a dance; how does yours react?

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                                              ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴄɪᴛʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ʟʟ                                           ʙʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ｋｎｅｅｓ.                                                                    ☂                                       oswald cobblepot, aka ‘the penguin’.                                           indie. selective. multiverse. nsfw.                                                      [ i. ]  [ ii. ]  [ iii. ]  [ iv. ]                                                                    ☂                                           ɪᴛ’ʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ｂｅｇ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ                                      ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ｂｒｅａｔｈｅ.

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Send Me A Symbol: Friendly Favours

♨︎: My muse will make tea/coffee for yours

☃: My muse will take care of your sick muse

☂: My muse will lend yours/let your muse under their umbrella

※: My muse will invite yours inside to stay a while on a chilly night after an outing/date.

♥︎: My muse will give yours a massage

♡: My muse will give yours (AN) oral (PRESENTATION)

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"Excuse me but my office hours are clearly printed outside my door."

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How English has changed in the past 1000 years.

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The Coffin Torture was feared in the Middle Ages, and is often seen in films depicting the time. The victim was placed inside a metal cage roughly made in the shape of the human body. Torturers could force overweight victims into a smaller device, or even make the “coffin” slightly larger than a victim’s body to make him more uncomfortable. The cage was frequently hung from a tree or a gallows.

Serious crimes, such as heresy or blasphemy, were punished by death inside the coffin where the victim was placed under the sun allowing birds or animals to eat his or her flesh. Sometimes onlookers would throw rocks and other objects to further increase the pain.

(Source - Oddee.com) (Photo by Me)

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Horrific Torture Devices Throughout History

The Rack - Probably the most infamous and widely used instrument of torture was the rack which dates back to the ancient Greeks. There are few records of its use before the Middle Ages but, during the Spanish Inquisition, there was a large increase in its use.

The Brazen Bull - This device was designed in Greece by Perillos of Athens. He was a brass founder and cast the shape of a hollow bull with a door on the side. The condemned person was put inside the bull and a fire was lit underneath the device causing the person to roast to death. It was configured with tubes and pipes so the person screaming inside would sound like the bull was raging.

Amputation - Even minor crimes in Medieval Europe could send the offenders to the executioner. Varies body parts were amputated or mutilated in lieu of death, although most victims would die from complications from the “procedure”. No body part was off limits.

Wooden Torture Chair with Steel Blades - Mainly used in China, this chair was a severe form of punishment. Despite its horrific use, these chairs were often ornately decorated with foliage, scrolls and the heads of mythical sea monsters called Macara.

The Breaking Wheel - This wheel of torture was used to kill criminals in an extremely slow and painful way. This device was a large wagon wheel. People were chained to the wheel at their wrists and ankles. They were then beaten with hammers and stuck with hot pokers. After the torture was complete, prisoners were left attached to the wheel while birds would peck at their flesh until death occurred.

Punishment of the Wooden Collar - It is composed of two pieces of wood, hollowed out in the middle, which, when put together, leave room for the neck. The weight of the collar ranged from 40 to 200 pounds depending on the severity of the crime. Immobility and public

Scold’s Bridle (also known as branks) - A 16th century instrument of punishment used primarily on women. The device was an iron muzzle that enclosed the head with a bridle-bit projected into the mouth and pressed on top of the tongue. The curb-plate was often studded with spikes so if the offender moved her tongue, the pain would be unbearable making speech impossible. Women seen as shrews, nags and even witches were often forced to wear the bridle.

sources 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

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Starter call, round dos:

               Like for a super duper starter*!

*Mun cannot actually promise or guarantee the super duperness of said starter. All starters come as is.