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Welcome to the Office of Professor Underwood
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Welcome students. I trust you did your homework last night? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Independent adult!Weevil Underwood RP blog. A remake of the blog insectoid-dork,which is no longer active.
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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*He mkaes sure all of his papers are together and then leaves the office, locking it behind the two of them.*
Only about a block away so.
ihaventkissedanyone
Let’s just go.
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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I'M TWENTY SIX!
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Just follow me...
ihaventkissedanyone
Let’s just go.
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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ihaventkissedanyone
Let's just go.
Well I am a professor, I still have work to do. Figured I could squeeze a bit of time in to work on next week’s lecture on the rule of Pharaoh Atem.
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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I'm not being a pussy about it, okay?!
It's been years since I've even been in bed with another person, so give me break, alright?!
Well I am a professor, I still have work to do. Figured I could squeeze a bit of time in to work on next week’s lecture on the rule of Pharaoh Atem.
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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I just told you, I'm very busy.
Now are you ready or not?
Well I am a professor, I still have work to do. Figured I could squeeze a bit of time in to work on next week’s lecture on the rule of Pharaoh Atem.
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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Reblog if your mun is a girl.
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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Let's play a game. Put "I'm willing to gamble." in my Ask and find out what the results shall yield.
1st person gets: To own my character for one day.
2nd person gets: To own my character for three days.
3rd person gets: To own my character for a week.
4th person gets: A french kiss from my character.
5th person gets: One free favor (non-sexual) from my character to call upon at any time they wish.
6th person gets: To make three (3) commands that my character absolutely has to follow, no objections.
7th person gets: To do whatever they want to my character in a period of 6 hours and my character will not be able to do or say anything about it afterward. (That includes getting some manner of revenge.)
8th person gets: My character naked, chained, collared, and gagged for 12 hours. Only the person can remove the bindings and my character has to obey their every command during this time if they are freed of their bindings.
9th person gets: To spend a night with my character. (They get to decide what the two do.)
10th person gets: To be married to my character for two weeks. (They must even live together.)
11th person gets: To be married to my character for one month. (They must even live together.)
A single person can get multiple rewards and they are cumulative.
Go nuts
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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Well I am a professor, I still have work to do. Figured I could squeeze a bit of time in to work on next week's lecture on the rule of Pharaoh Atem.
No, no, no dinner. You don’t seem like the kind of lady into that stuff. 
Meet me in my office in thirty minutes, I’ll be waiting. I live a block away, so we can walk.
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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Reblog if you want a love letter in your ask.
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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*Weevil looked up from his book and notes when she arrived. He put the notes into the book, marking his place.*
Ah, Miss Mariku. Lovely to see you again.
No, no, no dinner. You don’t seem like the kind of lady into that stuff. 
Meet me in my office in thirty minutes, I’ll be waiting. I live a block away, so we can walk.
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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Alright then, see you in a bit.
No, no, no dinner. You don’t seem like the kind of lady into that stuff. 
Meet me in my office in thirty minutes, I’ll be waiting. I live a block away, so we can walk.
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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No, no, no dinner. You don't seem like the kind of lady into that stuff. 
Meet me in my office in thirty minutes, I'll be waiting. I live a block away, so we can walk.
Eheh.
I’m…
I’m not entirely sure.
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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"Ah, you are? I would love to have you speak to my students some time." He smiled at Atem. He'd read something a while back about an ancient pharaoh named Atem. Perhaps he'd do his next lecture on Atem's rule...
"Now, don't tell Ryuzaki I'm wise, he'll sick his reptiles on you." Weevil chuckled. His name dictated great wisdom? Oh yes, a green-haired young man named after a bug was very wise.
Welcome to the Office of Professor Underwood: grim-secret: Welcome to the Office of Professor Underwood:...
"Ah!" The pharaohs eyes lit up to hear it, though he still couldn't place what exactly struck him as familiar about this man. Likely wasn't important. Sometimes, his senses got messed up, or incorrectly assumed something that was nothing. "I am from Egypt originally. I would be most interested in participating in this lecture of yours. I am called Atem these days." He inclined his head off to one side, "You have quite the lengthy name yourself. It dictates great wisdom." Though he could not promise to be able to recall it the way it was...
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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Weevil looked up from his papers with a look of disgust and utter contempt at the name. Weevil Underwear was bad enough.
"My name, sir, is Professor "Insector" Weevil Underwood. I am a professoer in insectology and Egyptian history."
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“Evening, are you here for classes? I’m afraid you’ll have to wait a while longer.”
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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I'll get it, one moment.
*He takes the butterflies back into the closet and returns with a jar, holes poked in the top. A brown cocoon is attatched to the top. He hands it to Mariku.*
Give it... three, four days? Once it's hatched, let it sit for about an hour and then release it or bring it back here, your choice.
Just let it grow, and keep watching it so you can see it hatch.
*He carefully scoops up the butterfly and replaces it in the the container.*
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professor-underwood-blog · 12 years ago
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I'm a bit old fashioned, if you haven't noticed.
Eheh.
I’m…
I’m not entirely sure.
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