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GIRL A BUNCH OF MY BOTS JUST POPPED OFF OUT OF NOWHERE HELLOOO??

I keep getting a TON of random followers too like-- slayyyy????

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I lowkey ate with the outfits

Boxten is a major wip the keywords in roblox SUCK trying to find what I wanted for him

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Ooc; BAHAHAH I love making glisten be complicated to understand with his texts that was intentional 💅//

Glisten's text

"EXCUSE YOU? MADE? GIRL SHE MA...."

-left on read-

Jealous sibling momment//

HELP I DIDNT KNOW THIS BUT MUM IDENTIFIES AS SHE/THEY?? WE SHARE PRONOUNS?? HELP? im texting glisten this OMG

the text:

GURRLLL help I didnt know this but ME AND MUM SHARE PRONOUNS. WE BOTH IDENTIFY AS SHE/THEY.

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Part 2 of the t3 arena shitpost edits🥰

More adult humor so you know drill, if not adult scram or I'm coming for your mother, I'm gonna date her, I'm gonna make her divorce her husband and date me, then become your mom and then use it to take away your screen time🔫

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[Adult humor if your not an adult do not click please🙏 ik I got like. One or 2 non adult followers]

T3 shitpost edits part 1

My humor is so aesthetic and bad just. These are gross very gross but I think so fucking funny man

I strongly hc Skadi and Judex have some sort of stupid beef, I have for years... I have no idea why I just. Do.

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{|Alter x Valkyrie x Horizon Headcanons|}

Or in my language, Jojo siwa x giga chicken x ms frizzle🥰

[HEADCANONS]

Alter is an ace lesbian, horizon is aroace, and valkyrie is just lesbian✨️

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Alter and Horizon get nightmares, Which means Valkyrie is usually the one who wakes one or both of them up to just comfort them (or comfort them in their sleep if it's nothing major)

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Alter will stare menacingly at one of them until she is given ✨️Attention✨️ she just likes acting scary and standing there to be intimidating but the second Valk or Horizon hug her she's absolutely a fruity mess

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Valkyrie and Alter left alone in a kitchen together are a hazard. If horizon isn't in there somethings gonna be set on fire or broken

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Alter uses that tail attachment to wrap around them to get them closer (depending who she's near)

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Valkyrie's snoring is hell for the other two. Alter has on several occasions almost killed valkyrie in her sleep as a result (lovingly)

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Alter can't handle hearing horizon and valkyrie yap about their robot issues *rev/ash* and proceeds to cackle when she's just minding her own business then hears "blasted toaster" "evil trash can" I mean. Image just hearing that when your trying to cool off in a vent (totally not just being a creature)

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Alter will absolutely harass them both to wake up (early riser) if they don't wake up she will just so her typical "imgonnastareatyoutillyouwakethefuckup" move

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Valkyrie is the strongest of the 3

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Horizon and Alter are ace, Valkyrie however. Is the reason she has her own computer. You don't want to see what she's looked up. And neither did Alter.

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Depending if newt is existent in said AU valkyrie would make so many your mom jokes as a way to argue with him, Alter would be the suprisingly sweet but unhinged as hell mother figure

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Valkyrie and Horizon are NEVER truly alone :>

Because Alter's in the vents🥰

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Alter is suprisingly really good at comforting at them both but plays dumb when it's brought up

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Valkyrie and Horizon have been called 'pookie' unironically by Alter, Valkyrie just refers to them as 'Ladies' (as unladylike Alter is🥰) and Horizon just refers to them as the usual 'darlings'

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Valkyrie and Alter are always checked for scratches by horizon- because both are always getting into dumb shit✨️

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The fridge is literally half empty the same day it's restocked. I don't need to say which 2 are responsible for that.

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Sometimes horizon questions her own intelligence when she hears the conversations Valkyrie and Alter have. She finds herself wondering the same damn things as them. I mean... "If chickens could fly as good as an eagle would they dive bomb people?" Is an interesting question...

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Alter is suprisngly very sweet with them. Usually when she's got her freaky "Don't call the Alter survival the the the killer at 3 AM Asmr" out of her system she is pretty laid back. Will definitely kiss valk and horizons scars if they are near her in normal clothes

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Alter is too into meme culture and valkyrie is being influenced. Horizon has accidently blurted out a dumb phrase because of it

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Alter has a cat and cockatiel (based off a dream I had) each wearing prosthetics similar designed to her own tail (cat has missing leg and tail) and her cockatiel (missing wing); where as for valkyrie? A fat. Fat. Overfed chicken. "Nugget". Horizon however doesn't have pets, not her cup of tea (no pun intended)

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Valkyrie will silence any argument (where she isn't winning) by grabbing one of them and skyward diving and threatening to drop them🥰

(She only gets to do this if horizons black hole device isn't on her)

Alter either suffers or gets away like the diva she is

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Alot of these were alter focused IM SORRY I GOT ALTER BRAINROT LOOK AT HER:

SHES SO SLAY

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Another unhinged post :>

Might make a bunch of them just because

Maybe not,,, maybe idk

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Finished gift for @xrisi25

Homosapien ship they have

IM SORRY FOR FLOPPING ON THOSE FAILED ATTEMPTS so you get;;; a comic of your pookies,,, with like barely any text I forgot what I was gonna add to it after I napped a day or 2 ago- (I am so sorry)

MAJOR TY TO VIRA FOR THE ONE LINER TYTYTYTYTY AND THE IDEAING

I am sorry if some details look wonky my screen is broken (white spots) so sometimes thinks look too light or too dark for me

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Glisten:

"GIRL WHAT. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW EITHER???? Dude I wonder if she's told anyone because I've GROWN UP WITH HER and I had no idea-... I didn't even- nevermind. Girl how did you find out anyways???!! but you BOTH? BOTH??? SLAY💅 but seriously how does she have a flag or something- there's no way dandy just had that file of her-...I didn't even think she knew what it ment tbh-"

HELP I DIDNT KNOW THIS BUT MUM IDENTIFIES AS SHE/THEY?? WE SHARE PRONOUNS?? HELP? im texting glisten this OMG

the text:

GURRLLL help I didnt know this but ME AND MUM SHARE PRONOUNS. WE BOTH IDENTIFY AS SHE/THEY.

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I NEED TO GET BETTER ST DRAWING HER ILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO IN THE FUTURE

GUYS GUYS AU IDEA?!

So like I was thinking abt it yesterday but WHAT IF T SHELLY WAS AS BIG AS A HAMSTER?? Would boxten warm up to her a bit or would he still be scared of her? How would glisten and Astro react?

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This was such a funny art reference I forgot the purple I was suppose to add there oh well

Boxten,,,,

AND FRUITACIOUS

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I know I said he only knows a little bit of Spanish but he's using alot of what he knows (swear words) at you for this scenario because HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE TOLD YOU TO STOP GETTING INTO CRAZY STUFF

And boxten,,,, we all know how he's gonna react

Literally "...." x100

Also he's still VERY much afraid of you because of Flutter, Sprout, and other reasons,,,

So he's probably gonna awkwardly just grab you and take you to teagan

GUYS GUYS AU IDEA?!

So like I was thinking abt it yesterday but WHAT IF T SHELLY WAS AS BIG AS A HAMSTER?? Would boxten warm up to her a bit or would he still be scared of her? How would glisten and Astro react?

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Nothing srs just shell. I love shell

Also almost done with a art request hell yeah🦅

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You know what. Let me draw how my two would react this is gonna be fun-

GUYS GUYS AU IDEA?!

So like I was thinking abt it yesterday but WHAT IF T SHELLY WAS AS BIG AS A HAMSTER?? Would boxten warm up to her a bit or would he still be scared of her? How would glisten and Astro react?

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AHWHWHEHSHSHS I LOVE THAT ATE 10000% AND SERVEDDDD

”You ARE enough, and don’t you forget that.”

MOM MOMENT YESSSSS this is kinda recreating @professionalshellmain’s art of Teagan and shelly but

HELP I literally just realized the way I posed Paraposa looks like she’s biting xero’s dragonbite viper help 🙏

wait….

I MIGHT USE THIS TO KILL OFF LIMINALITY HELP

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THIS WAS A RANDOMIZER- i GOT THIS FIRST TRY ON A RANDOMIZER.

AND THEN THIS SECOND (ROLEPLAY LORE HELLO???)

I DID A DIFFERENT RANDOMIZER THEN GOT THIS ON MY 2ND TRY LIKE HELLOO??? JEWELERYBOX ART COMING SOON AGAIN???

The first one I got I'm pretty sure was teagan baby sitting goob I thought I screenshotted it

Anyways almost done with requests! Just working the last details of stuff before I post them! And planning future art (randomizers...) BUT THE JEWELERYBOX STUFFF????

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ATEATEATE OMG ATEEEEE

haunted by (the) green light - lorde