professionalchaoticdumbass

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why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

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Call now to recieve help with the inability to make phone calls!

Fill out this forum to receive assistance with your difficulty filling out forms

Come on down to our center thats two hours away so we can give assistance with your inability to walk or drive

There's help out there! You're just not trying hard enough!

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Krysta is excited to see you :D Commissioned work

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love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

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happy friday and nothing else !! 🥰🫶

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Aromantic awareness week!!!!

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Comedic : Medicine :: Covalent : Valentine

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btw nearly every us-focused political news is going to look like this for the next four years:

trump/musk/gop & co. announce intent to do Bad Thing

people react with anger and fear

journalist or social media blogger says "he can't legally do Bad Thing, there is This Law preventing him from doing so"

everyone agrees and gets hopeful

Bad Thing is enacted anyways

shock and despair as if this hasn't happened on repeat for the past ten fucking years

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beware of attack lesbian!! reblog if you too are, indeed, an attack lesbian

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St Valentine is also the patron saint of the mentally ill and the Island of Lesbos so Happy Valentine's Day to all mentally ill lesbians

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do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.

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Why isn't Werewolf HRT on the shelves yet? I wanna have lots of fur, really sharp teeth, and a knot. It's really not much to ask...I mean plus like six nipples. Anndd enhanced senses while they're at it. OH YEAH AND A KNOT DONT FORGET THE KNOT

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A study from my regular streams over at twitch.tv/the_volpin

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it's insane how the patagonian fires are more devastating than the ones in california and nobody gives a shit

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happy palpatines day or whatever

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i rly enjoy it when the penis is weird