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Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

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Turns out the orcs are having discussions on whether it's problematic that all their RPGs portray humans as being ontologically complete losers.

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Was staring at a piece of infrastructure, pondering on the strangeness that, as sturdy as it was, it required maintenance and eventually replacement. That everything was like this – except for biological constructs that could perpetuate themselves. But they mutate. So – what if we could build everything out of biology? Our sinks and bridges become immortal – yet destined to become eerie, shifted, unrecognizable things within thousands of years.

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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

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when youre being mean to me online this is who youre talking to

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yupppp another bowl of black orbs for breakfast

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ueein nyough

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Werewolf who desperately doesn't want to change back. Werewolf who clings to his monstrous shape for as long as he possibly can, resisting as he feels himself turning back at dawn. Werewolf who weeps when his claws shrink back into fingers and he loses his fangs and fur. Werewolf who holes up in bed, miserable and meticulously watching the moon cycle each month until he can transform again.

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the humble worm

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thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

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i made a list while i was hiking apparently

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slime, sludge, muck, slorp, and other such things.

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moralizing media consumption is in fact the one of the worst things to come from this godforsaken website.

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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

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Have you ever starred in your own dream as someone other than yourself?

-yes, completely new identity

-yes, a different name

-yes, non-specific other person

-no, just alternate version of myself

-no, just myself with dream logic

- ... what?

-some mixture of the above

-a different answer (please explain?)

-in my dreams, I'm bald

I ask because I recently had a vivid dream where I was a cis gay guy named Peter in my senior year of high school, and I am none of those things.

I ask because I recently had a vivid dream where I was a cis gay guy named Peter in my senior year of high school, and I am none of those things.