profcolsymorgan
profcolsymorgan
what will survive of us is love
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ses | 27 | bi desi | she/they | stone cold sweetheart 🖤
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profcolsymorgan · 48 minutes ago
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diversity win! the pharmaceutical corporation that is going to trap your wife in an evil basement includes gender neutral pronouns on their patient intake forms
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profcolsymorgan · 56 minutes ago
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Being the only queer person in a room full of septuagenarians will have you feeling like a snake being passed around a room of elementary schoolers. Nothing makes me feel so much like I'm an ambassador animal as being introduced with, "this is Draconym, she prefers they and them pronouns."
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profcolsymorgan · 2 hours ago
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profcolsymorgan · 2 hours ago
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profcolsymorgan · 2 hours ago
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haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure
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profcolsymorgan · 2 hours ago
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civic duty
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profcolsymorgan · 2 hours ago
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[fully aware that making anything at all is an act of tremendous effort and difficulty, to say nothing of the additional challenge of the quality of the thing, all of which are made much worse and thornier by corporate productions] right but why didnt they just make it good instead of bad
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profcolsymorgan · 2 hours ago
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Now that I have a Lightbox I can take updated photos of Archibald Asparagus Saint Sebastian
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profcolsymorgan · 2 hours ago
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sorry wjy did anora get a bazillion oscars
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profcolsymorgan · 2 hours ago
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profcolsymorgan · 4 hours ago
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laughed at this image for five minutes straight today
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profcolsymorgan · 5 hours ago
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profcolsymorgan · 5 hours ago
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I've been wanting to shave me head for years but have been too scared to. The other day I remembered the existence of the Amores poem where Ovid bitches about how awful his girlfriend looks after her hair falls out, and was motivated to actually do it. Fuck you, Ovid. I bet she still looked bangin' and so do I.
see this is the kind of interaction with the classics that we need more of
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profcolsymorgan · 5 hours ago
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Saw this little collection of persimmons in a cafe
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profcolsymorgan · 5 hours ago
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the most hopeless girl in the world just smiled btw. nobody saw it but she was happy for a moment. yay! ^_^
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profcolsymorgan · 5 hours ago
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profcolsymorgan · 5 hours ago
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unparalleled image
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