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This was Ortho in Playful Land
Cosas de chinos
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Due to circumstances (bad ones) i (the one at fault) (clumsy) will not be able (for a while) (maybe) (unsure about this) to make art (draw) (mess with my ocs) (play touys or play games) for a while, (maybe longer) because I've spilled soup (instant noodles) (really tasty and smelled good) (phone vibrated and scared me) (soup everywhere) (my desk smells like soup) (my laptop smells like soup) (my hands smell like soup) all over my laptop :-( (sad) (unfortunate)
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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead
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-despite everything, there is still love
@arthoesunshine/ @artsheila/ @daisies-on-a-cup/ @gayarsonist / @hjarta/ @yunawinter on twitter/ @bakwaaas/ @death-born-aphrodite/ anon on gentleearth/ @classicnymph on twitter
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I wish I was a stress cleaner. Never once has my response to stress been “time to employ some good habits”
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one of the best ways i’ve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase “i’m open to the possibility”
this particularly works with anything negative i’ve forecasted. “i woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suck” isn’t a particularly helpful thought, but “it’s a great day to be alive!!!!!” feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep
instead i’ll tell myself, “i really don’t feel good right now, but i’m open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.” or “i’m in a lot of pain today, but i’m open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite that”
sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference
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"lying is wrong" what evangelical nonsense is this???
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a skeleton walks into a bar and says
"ouch."
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Based on that one "Draw your fave" pic that was circling on Twitter literally a bajillion years ago
#azul ashengrotto#twisted wonderland#my art#everyone who follows me like “you draw??"#shockingly yes!#Don't expect it to happen often
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I don't know who needs to hear this and I don't know if this will help. But when I feel lost and hopeless, I choose a small, really small goal or something to look forward to. I kept myself alive in middleschool by saying I can't end it until I see the next marvel movie. And at the end of that movie there was always an end scene that made me have to wait for the next marvel movie. I kept myself alive for my cat. I kept myself alive because I really wanted to eat curry tomorrow. Its so small, and it seems like it isn't much, but choosing small things to keep me going helped me push forward even when I was going through some of the hardest moments. And it's going to help me get through this now. It'll pass, it will he hard yes, but it'll pass. It'll be okay. I promise 💚
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The best part of growing older is the ever-increasing amount of people you can pull the "where's your mom at" on. Like no son I'm not having this kind of beef with you, that's beneath my dignity, but I'd like to have a word with whoever was supposed to raise you about whether they know how you're acting in public. Yeah I'm 30 and you're like 25 but that's irrelevant here.
Sure, you can stab me over it. See how much that'll help you. Send me to Hell today and I'll be having this talk with your grandma.
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how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
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