procellx

[procellx]

How old are you today?

“I really couldn’t tell you. I stopped keeping track.”

[procellx]

Realistic Sex for Sexual Sunday!

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “Sorry, I can’t. I’m on my period.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “I’m sorry, I don’t know why this is happening. Or… isn’t happening.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “What do you do when you’re on your own? Maybe that’ll help.” “This isn’t going to work out, is it? Do you maybe want to do something else? Watch a movie? Anything?” “I think it’s not wet enough.” “Ow, why do you keep doing that?! I said ‘no teeth’!” “I know we’re kind of busy, but I actually need to pee…” “Oh, no, no, no! I’m definitely not into that.” “Can’t do that one right now. Constipated.” “Do you have any fantasies? Maybe that could turn you on.” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Don’t move! Your earring is caught in my hair!” “Maybe we should spice it up a little. I’m actually getting quite bored…” “Damn it, the batteries are running out. Please tell me you have new ones.” “Wait, I thought you were joking when you said you wanted to try this.” “Wow okay, I don’t know whether that’ll fit.” “Is it really hurting too much? Do you need me to stop?” “I may have just farted…”

[procellx]

210 : Teen Titans! Fab Five Quickie

i think i’m gonna focus on these guys this week … 

[procellx]

“Actually, would you believe I sort of forgot it was my birthday today?” he laughed, “Plus, I never make birthday plans even when I remember it.”

"Happy Birthday Garth!"

“Thank you, Donna.”

[procellx]

"Happy Birthday Garth!"

“Thank you, Donna.”

[procellx]

Today in History

Garth is born to the exlied queen of the hidden Atlantean kingdom of the Idylists. Born with purple eyes, the child was left to die due to his “genetic inferiority.” Somehow, Garth survived and is his teens became Aqualad, the sidekick of Aquaman in his adventures.

(art by Steve Lightle from Who’s Who, and Garth as Tempest from the cover of Tempest #4 by Phil Jiminez)

[procellx]

how to tell if im a dilf or a regular dad

[procellx]

damian wouldn’t

[procellx]

there are a lot of people who need to shut up.  not me though

[procellx]

Garth\(//∇//)\

[procellx]

Earth-3′s Teen Tyrants, heavily reffed from a cover of the Teen Titans.

[procellx]

[enter me, right after first waking up, hair a mess, groggy and disoriented as hell, stumbling around without full awareness of my surroundings and existence yet, clutching the counter just trying to mentally wake up]

someone: hey sleeping beauty! you're finally up

me: [softly, while eyes are closed] i'll kill you

[procellx]

Ebook Papercraft Kit Carp

[procellx]

Codename

Send me “Codename” and my muse will tell you if you’re:

Been there done that, Currently Doing That, It Happened Once In A Dream, If I Had To Pick A Dude, or Eagle #2

[procellx]

Send me “Codename” and my muse will tell you if you’re:

Been there done that, Currently Doing That, It Happened Once In A Dream, If I Had To Pick A Dude, or Eagle #2

[procellx]

🐬

[procellx]

comic meme | 5 / 5 relationships