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Problematic Sunflowers
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Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb
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I mean how to escape somewhere dissappear like not be dead but awayy??
What to do when you feel like disappearing:
- book a vacation, no matter how big or small. 
- put your phone away for the day
- be a tourist in your own city
- change something: your hair, your home, your style, your location, your job. 
- read and get lost in someone elses story
- listen to music with headphones in, crank your fave songs and go somewhere like the park and just be with yourself
- try yoga!!!!
- research something that will help you in the future. if you want to travel to start a new life, start planning! 
this is your only life, don’t live it in the shadows! do what you have to do in order to be excited for everyday again. let life give you a new perspective by trying new and exciting things. i hope this helped, love. 
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Medusa is a lesbian. One day, you, a young blind woman, accidentally walks into her cave.
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Solar System: 10 Things to Know
Movie Night
Summer break is just around the corner. Hang a sheet from the clothesline in the backyard and fire up the projector for a NASA movie night.
1. Mars in a Minute
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Back in the day, movies started with a cartoon. Learn the secrets of the Red Planet in these animated 60 second chunks.
2. Crash of the Titans
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Watch two galaxies collide billions of years from now in this high-definition visualization.
3. Tour the Moon in 4K
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Wait for the dark of the waning Moon next weekend to take in this 4K tour of our constant celestial companion.
4. Seven Years of the Sun
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Watch graceful dances in the Sun’s atmosphere in this series of videos created by our 24/7 Sun-sentinel, the Solar Dynamic Observatory (SDO).
5. Light ‘Em Up
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Crank up the volume and learn about NASA science for this short video about some of our science missions, featuring a track by Fall Out Boy.
6. Bennu’s Journey
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Follow an asteroid from its humble origins to its upcoming encounter with our spacecraft in this stunning visualization.
7. Lunar Landing Practice
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Join Apollo mission pilots as they fly—and even crash—during daring practice runs for landing on the Moon.
8. Earthrise
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Join the crew of Apollo 8 as they become the first human beings to see the Earth rise over the surface of the Moon.
9. Musical Descent to Titan
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Watch a musical, whimsical recreation of the 2005 Huygens probe descent to Titan, Saturn’s giant moon.
10. More Movies
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Our Goddard Scientific Visualization Studio provides a steady stream of fresh videos for your summer viewing pleasure. Come back often and enjoy.
Read the full version of this article on the web HERE. 
Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space: http://nasa.tumblr.com.  
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Well, fuck I guess
You’re a goth girl who loves the color black. You stay out only at night and try to stay indoors most of the time. Today you got a message in a bright white envelope saying that you are a nymph of light.
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wow! what kind of egg lay that chicken?
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what the gentle fuck
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She ain't no stick but she still ain't thick
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I got a whole fucking extra inch of ass
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theRe noT BuRNiNg thERe juSt WeLL dOnE
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No is just the beginning of a very interesting conversation
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It's called locked n' loaded. Cuz we've got guns, AND we're gonna be drunk.
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I just burped with coconut water? Am I losing my sanity?
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My 7 year old brother is in boy scouts and were hosting the meeting today and I just heard him scream "who wants to know what I love about boy scouts!" "It's all boys!!!!" followed by a collective group of laughter and I can't brEATH
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We were watching a Mythbusters episode where they were trying to use dog poop as rocket fuel (also gummy bears but that's unrelated) and they weren't sure it was going to work and my mom yells from the kitchen "if it doesn't work they can say it was shitty!" And I jzutdjdjejekkenrnrkekenkwl
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AU in which Pidge gains her Mark of the Chosen when she first finds the green lion. It’s not until team Voltron meet the Olkari that she understands the significance of the marks bestowed upon her ⋆✧
Continuing my series of “Team Voltron with Altean markings” edits
Lance  ✧  Hunk ✧  Coran  ✧ Keith ✧ Team  ✧ Allura
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You know what I fucking hate? When someone jiggles the fucking doorknob as your pissing, like, what the fuck am I supposed to say?
"Aye mate one sec just jackin' off in here no worriers tho lemme just cum a wee bit faster eh?"
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