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Your name is PROBLEMATIC DETECTIVE. You're a DETECTIVE, even though you tend to cause more problems than solve them. But when you do solve something, you do it VERY WELL. Your favourite food is PEPPERMINTS and your weapon of choice is your trusty AK-40.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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You are:
[] A piece of trash [] Alright [] Average [] Cute [] Beautiful [] Sexy [] Beyonce
If you kissed me I would:
[] Kiss you back [] Throw up [] Smile and laugh [] Push you away [] Slap you
If you asked me out I would say:
[] That’s disgusting [] No, sorry [] Yes [] Sweet Beysus yes
Can we cuddle?
[] Don’t touch me  [] I guess [] Yes
Sex?
[] Just no. [] Eh sure [] Maybe [] Do it. Fuck me now.
Go put ▼ in my ask, and I'll answer
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Biscuits? Nice name.
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[IF MY LAPTOP CHANGES TO THE NEW TUMBLR LAYOUT I WILL TAKE OUT A POOL NOODLE AND WHAP KARP 57 TIMES IN THE FACE FULL FORCE]
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Name's Prior! Or PD. Whichever you prefer.
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Anonymously give my character a wet dream.
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You are officially the life of the party. Go you.
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GunJob.
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Gold Plated.
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Ladies. [drew Prior in my carapace anatomy... not sure if i should draw canon carapaces??]
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[i have to stay home tomorrow so my mom can drug me up because im really sick well its been nice knowing all of you]
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Eh...? Well... I don't use computers or nothin'. It looks bigger on an iPod, I suppose. Does it matter?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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*touches your face*
Uh... Could I help you?Please don't touch my shell...
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