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Menelaus: Hermione, wipe your feet.

Odysseus: Telemachus, are you all right?

Nestor: Pisistratus, for the last time-

Agamemnon: Orestes!

Achilles: Phyrrus, calm down.

Ajax the Greater: Where is Eurysakes?

Diomedes:

Diomedes: Parenting must be wild.

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i love when you read/watch an influential piece of storytelling and you're like ohhhhhh ok i see. so everyone else was copying this guy's homework

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Life goal:

Outlive those who would mourn me

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very good choice

🎷🐛

Pick a random emoji plz?

🐛

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actually yk what I’ve made a two hour long video essay ab mythology specifically all the creation myths I know

It's 2037, you are legally required to publish at least one youtube video essay longer than 1½hours annually to keep your apartment owned by Amazon-Apple-Google's housing division,

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mythology

It's 2037, you are legally required to publish at least one youtube video essay longer than 1½hours annually to keep your apartment owned by Amazon-Apple-Google's housing division,

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Oh my god that's fucking hilarious

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I’m honoured :)

*i decend from the heavens* YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN

STEP FORWARD TO RECIEIVE...PATS? THATS IT? JUST PATS? HUH. (FLIPS PAPER) YEA JUST PATS. COME GET EM IG

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I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

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meee?

I have been chosen for pats?

*i decend from the heavens* YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN

STEP FORWARD TO RECIEIVE...PATS? THATS IT? JUST PATS? HUH. (FLIPS PAPER) YEA JUST PATS. COME GET EM IG

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hey [tumblr] why are you showing me Frankenstein fanart

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Hey. Don't cry. Weird teenage girl somewhere out there reading Frankenstein for the first time. Ok?

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blegh

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

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well I was gonna participate but

uh

You look pretty good

good luck

If this post gets 1,000 notes by Valentines day, I'll tell the really cute trans girl I really like at school that I like her and ask her out on Valentines day.

Max of 50 notes per person (@unfortunatelyshortpeasent I'm looking at you, don't put 300 notes on this in a single night)

Other than that, no rules :3