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Just because one of your chicken eggs hatched a fire breathing dragon people think you’re evil. But you’re still just a regular farmer trying to make a living while dealing with an overprotective dragon, heroes that want to kill you and fanatics who want to worship you as the new Demon Lord.

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I‘ve gotta lot of goddamn feelings y’all

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I've been thinking of a very complicated Jon/Tim dynamic and it's my new brainworm

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I read that Gerry should have eye tattoos down his spine and Idk if that's accurate but it sounded hot

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One of my favorite things about Jon is how quickly and sloppily he spirals after Jane Prentiss. There was no grace about it, he went from being a snobby academic to hiding in his coworkers’ bushes and exploring secret tunnels with only a flashlight and kitchen knife. He waisted zero time with becoming fully paranoid

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TMA AU where everything is exactly the same, except Martin hast to wear this in season four because Peter said so

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Melanie: I would kill for you

Georgie: please don't

*meanwhile*

Jon: I would kill for you

Martin: Well, then, here's the list :)

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jon: what if i’ve already turned into a monster and simply haven’t realised

martin: you accidentally knocked my plushie onto the floor yesterday

jon: well—

martin: and then apologised to it

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what is it with trans people naming themselves after podcast characters. those funky little traumatised voices just have so much gender everyone must have some

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etho saying to grian "i think im gonna let you guys succeed this cause... it's you and cleo". even out of their presence, he defended them, insisted that his death wasn't grian's fault, told the other's pointblank he wouldn't kill cleo or grian.

he covered for both of them several times over, not only to his own detriment, but to the detriment of the entire server. because of etho, everyone failed. he would choose his teammates over anyone and anything, even the good of the many, even himself