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Oh shit i shouldnt have woke him up

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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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let it snom

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fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

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What pleases u in bed?

sleep

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“I know I gotta keep, I keep on breathin”

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I thought y’all would enjoy this

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I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

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small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

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Important update on the “what the fuck is Jenna Marbles doing now” front

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My child: Who became President after Obama?

Me:

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hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof