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I forgot we invited the 'fun' police!

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Matthew Gray Gubler + Snow

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Nahhhh not a therapist saying this what do you think you get paid for

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The princess has been rescued, hooray! But to her dismay the hero isn't young and handsome, instead he's a middle aged divorcee who took the job to pay alimony and child support.

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Not expalining WHY bookburning is bad and WHAT books were targeted has left us with Bookworm uwu girlies treating any art project or act involving destorying/modifying any random ass mass printed novel as if it was a crime against humanity

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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My wife texted me this morning and said, “Your great”. I replied, “No, you’re great”. She’s been in a great mood ever since.

I should correct her grammar more often.

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bro LMFAOOOO

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I have a few ideas of illustrations for propaganda style poster around forcemasc themes. I just created this blog to post them, i’ll see if I keep to it long term.

Tell me if you like it or if I’m the only one craving that x)

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ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

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cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

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wish we had more internal organ emojis

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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"READ MY DNI" no. use your block button like an adult. i'm not scrolling through the many-paragraphs-long pinned posts of every blog i reblog something from. if you insist certain types of people aren't welcome in the notes of your posts then it's your responsibility to curate that. or choose a closed social media platform like facebook or instagram. or go and live in a barn away from humanity if you really don't like sharing the world with people who are different from you

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.