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THE WALKING DEAD 5.01 "No Sanctuary" TWD: DARYL DIXON - THE BOOK OF CAROL 2.04 "La Paradis Pour Toi"

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I need him so bad. THE LITTLE THING HE DID WITH HIS MOUTH AND THE TILT IS MAKING ME HOLLER AND GRAB THE AIR PLEASE I FUCKING NEED HIM. THE NECKLACE OIUFJFHGJMFMFMFMDNFMDMDMDMDNDMD FUCK ME PLEASE. PLEASE IM JUST BEGGING.

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good morning ladies let’s get violent

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My other car is a rainbow trout

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I know it's not people's faults for not knowing, but I still get extremely annoyed at people saying stuff like "why are ghosts always represented by sheets? I guess people used to just be scared of sheets."

They aren't ghosts because they're covered in a sheet, they're covered in a sheet because back in the day, they wrapped dead bodies in sheets when they buried them. The ghosts are wrapped in burial shrouds because that's what they were buried in.

People weren't scared of sheets, they were scared of the corpse UNDER the sheet.

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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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i was briefly on the train of "pluto is a planet and so is EVERY DWARF PLANET" when i was little, but thinking back, it was definitely just an excuse for me to name all the dwarf planets i knew so ppl would be impressed with me for knowing all the secret ones like ceres and haumea and quaoar.

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"tool use makes us human, love makes us human" stfu it's our big fat juicy asses that make us human

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It’s that time of year, again!

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Climate change is real, even if your government denies it. You know that the summers and winters of your childhood are gone, even if your leaders say otherwise. Keep fighting even when things seem hopeless.

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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

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if stardew valley had come out in the 90s there would be all kinds of rumours about how if you side with joja and run your farm really badly, there's a chance the junimos will rise up and kill you

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