probablynotacelebrity
probablynotacelebrity
a heart becomes ears in two pieces.
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27. Lain. Over a decade online and this is about all I have to show for it. 馃槳 ... you said smth about star trek?
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probablynotacelebrity 6 days ago
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Your boyfriend starts mumbling in Latin in his sleep and it scares the hell out of you but upon translation he鈥檚 introducing himself, inquiring on the price of grain, attempting to sell dormice, brainstorming silly Saturnalia gift ideas. In his sleep he somehow becomes a 1st century BC plebeian, of modest means but with a pleasant outlook on mundane life.
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probablynotacelebrity 9 days ago
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My dad has bees. Today, I went to his house and he showed me all the honey he had gotten from the hives. He took the lid off a 5-gallon bucket full of honey and on top of the honey there were 3 little bees, struggling. They were covered in sticky honey and drowning. I asked him if we could help them and he said he was sure they wouldn't survive. Casualties of honey collection I suppose.
I asked him again if we could at least get them out and kill them quickly, after all he was the one who taught me to put a suffering animal (or bug) out of its misery. He finally conceded and scooped the bees out of the bucket. He put them in an empty Chobani yogurt container and put the plastic container outside.
Because he had disrupted the hive with the earlier honey collection, there were bees flying all over outside.
We put the 3 little bees in the container on a bench and left them to their fate. My dad called me out a little while later to show me what was happening. These three little bees were surrounded by all their sisters (all of the bees are females) and they were cleaning the sticky nearly dead bees, helping them to get all of the honey off of their bodies. We came back a short time later and there was only one little bee left in the container. She was still being tended to by her sisters.
When it was time for me to leave, we checked one last time and all three of the bees had been cleaned off enough to fly away and the container was empty.
Those three little bees lived because they were surrounded by family and friends who would not give up on them, family and friends who refused to let them drown in their own stickiness and resolved to help until the last little bee could be set free.
Bee Sisters. Bee Peers. Bee Teammates.
We could all learn a thing or two from these bees.
Bee kind always.
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probablynotacelebrity 9 days ago
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a sign from me to you
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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
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"I own you, or have you forgotten that?"
-- Valentino of The Vees, HAZBIN HOTEL
Please don't repost on other websites.
I don't mind if you save it, but it is not yours, and that's all I ask you to remember! :)
Done with Medibang Paint on an Amazon Kindle w/Amazon Pen
I really like this drawing! Its within the handful of completed pieces I've yet to compile 馃槄 Yes, his smoke is normally a deeper red and not so pink, but I wanted to tie his contract with Angel Dust into the photo so VOILA!
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probablynotacelebrity 2 months ago
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bakugou breaks the news to todoroki
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probablynotacelebrity 2 months ago
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drew this helpful diagram for mha fans who don't understand what a character arc is
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DEADPOOL MAKING A DABI REFERENCE
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probablynotacelebrity 2 months ago
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hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead
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i dont think we give karl urban enough credit for his acting in this extended edition scene of eomer discovering eowyn in pelennor fields because. my goodness
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I bought a quarterly needlepoint magazine from 1991 today for $1 at an op shop, and there鈥檚 a four page spread about a woman who completely faithfully remakes samplers from the 1600s and the part that blows me away is that she was keeping women in history alive.
The original sampler maker was a teenaged girl called Loara she鈥檚 the only one known of seven siblings in that family. She was born approximately 1632 and had passed before her father had in 1656 which they know because it was mentioned in his will.
So in the 1630-40s a girl made a sampler, in 1991 a woman had put in years of research before recreating the sampler as Loara had 350 years earlier , and I鈥檓 reading about it in 2024.
Embroidery keeps women alive in history, and it鈥檚 part of why I love samplers so much.
Here鈥檚 a quote from samplers that I think about often:
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probablynotacelebrity 2 months ago
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dionysus big naturals
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would he fucking say that? let's investigate.
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