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obsessed that a french guy was like, hmmmmmm I wish to write a spanish-language musical about a mexican drug cartel crime lord transitioning. sure I can't write music, don't speak spanish, know nothing about mexico or the drug war, and also know nothing about being trans; but that shall not stop me

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i consider making and spreading "i'm just a girl" "girl math" "girlfailure" content and rhetoric to be a form of misogynistic hate speech. like what else can you call repeatedly linking womanhood to failure and stupidity

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That’s it, that’s all I got. Happy Valentine’s Day, tumblr, thank you for tolerating me.

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happy laura palmer asparagus for dinner again does this mean i'll never grow up february 23rd to all those who celebrate

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it's really funny that even people who support luigi mangione have like fully bought into the propaganda being pushed that he's the one who did it when he hasn't been convicted of shit and is extremely likely just some guy the nypd and eric adams could reasonably pass off as the person who did it to save face. That huge fucking perp walk (that shouldn't have even been legal to do) was to plant the idea in the public's mind that yeah, obviously this guy did it, why would they be doing this if he wasnt, and you all fell for it without even thinking about it.

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a type of angler fish called the black seadevil was spotted alive near the surface for the first time. There are a lot of speculations as to why she has come up this close to the surface, one of them being that she swam all the way up by herself. And this makes me unwell so I made it into art.

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solidarity with osha. i love a good railing

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Engraved frontispiece (edited) - Ermengarda invincibile - 1675 - via Internet Archive

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when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

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im not criticising brilliant minds because i haven't even watched an episode yet, but i sincerely cannot imagine a less appealing endorsement than "its like house if everything that made house awesome was removed" like hey guys you wanna watch this zombie apocalypse movie but with the zombies taken out? yeah its just a group of people in a run club. house if he was nice and not addicted to drugs. well ok. let me show you the sinstine chapel without all that fucken paint i guess

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all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

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Fat Bear Flat Bear Friday

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We’ve had a cat fiasco

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Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house

Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets

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soooo embarrassing how people reblogged things about how “the wrong Amazon is burning” just to turn around and post about how much they love burger

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This note was written by a child who was listening in on a bunch of artists discussing art and life.