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this type of heavy goot is called the ceurow geurow schkrunenow ! it seems like its hangin in the heavy goot but really its ermen and germen by the twiggledangs and the hevygeurt! and really you can put on top in the snatin! you can put a heavy baten on that heavy satens, you can even put this mother fuckin ceurow on that! but make sure it aint too erndang because you dont want the circumferen cables to pot this ceurow and you can get this at www.heavygootcluegoo and if you wanted to order this nahin, you can order it on the phone too, heabygoot! all you gotta do is dial 1-800-goonowswishmashma-jiggletangtwiggleagoo. if you want that in anglish, thats 1-800-555-2278 on that jiggleyang smasmaha goorang jiggalabang heavy goot get this right now, goot! its called the swizzlegang 22000 ornjang hahebu
#I’m crying#oh my lort#dreadful day of Bad Noise but this gibberish with uplifting commercial music has cured me#if you want that in Anglish
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this type of heavy goot is called the ceurow geurow schkrunenow ! it seems like its hangin in the heavy goot but really its ermen and germen by the twiggledangs and the hevygeurt! and really you can put on top in the snatin! you can put a heavy baten on that heavy satens, you can even put this mother fuckin ceurow on that! but make sure it aint too erndang because you dont want the circumferen cables to pot this ceurow and you can get this at www.heavygootcluegoo and if you wanted to order this nahin, you can order it on the phone too, heabygoot! all you gotta do is dial 1-800-goonowswishmashma-jiggletangtwiggleagoo. if you want that in anglish, thats 1-800-555-2278 on that jiggleyang smasmaha goorang jiggalabang heavy goot get this right now, goot! its called the swizzlegang 22000 ornjang hahebu
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I find myself thinking "god, I need a cigarette" way too often for someone who doesn't actually smoke. but what can I say. I've been needing a cigarette
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basically as soon as he hears “i wish that this wish and all subsequent wishes…” the genie knows his whole day is fucked
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cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!
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holding yourself accountable and tearing yourself down are two different things
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Blupjeans? In 2024? It’s more likely than you think!
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Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”
dreams to reality
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Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”
dreams to reality
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Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”
dreams to reality
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This isn't asking if you're out or if you discuss your identity– more like if you were at the grocery store, would someone shopping nearby be able to tell you're queer without you saying so?
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#I am incredibly fruity#if my pronoun pin at work doesn’t sell it#then my very crazy earrings might#and long hair styled fem but I have facial hair
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girl who has only the most normal relationship with time and memory and regret and grief
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girl who has only the most normal relationship with time and memory and regret and grief
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