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Last few days I was making second part of my kindergarten's brainrot, trying to not turn it into lore drop (or stand up, whatsoever), but now I want to make a little out-topic post.

So, thanks to Valentine's Day and an ideas about Nancy having a birthday on February 11th, I wanted to joke about Nancy went to London to celebrate her bday far from work and close to Tesla (+ she already had planned Valentine's day✨)

...and got sick day-two after the birthday. So imagine Welt's preparing to their Valentine's day with Ein and in one moment Tesla breaking into his room with the most devilish expression:

Welt: Someone's died? Tesla: No, but Nancy seems to have a deathbed delirium... or fever. Welt: ...how could I help you? Tesla: She wants to see you. Without me.

When Welt came to visit Nancy, she as a real princess on the deathbed started to command how to distribute her belongings... and she ended up being like «Okay, chillax – I'm training to be a damsel in distress in front of Tesla. Now listen here, it's only between me and you. I have a two tickets on very fancy show and I give them to you. On the Valentine's Day you take Einstein there, because 1) I don't want this tickets go to waste; 2) I need you two to not coming back before morning of February 15th»

It was the fastest deal Nancy even did😆 (imagining «EdiTesla are simply chilling and warming up entire Valentine's day while EinJoyce are dressing up in the most fancy things and going to conquer London» is one of my favourite stuffs to do)

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Happy Valentine's day!

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The grand ballroom of the Imperial College was a breathtaking sight to behold, draped in rich velvet and adorned with twinkling chandeliers that cast a warm glow over the elegantly dressed attendees and the quiet timeless gazes of historical figures peering down at them from the portraits. The air was filled with the soft melody that seemed to weave through the laughter and chatter of students celebrating the winter ball. 

Lieserl stood at the edge of the dance floor as she caught sight of Welt, his tall figure cutting through the crowd with an air of confidence that made her pulse quicken. Tonight was special, it wasn’t just a celebration of their academic achievements but also a night that held the promise of something more. 

Welt was striking in that tailored black suit, god bless Tesla for dragging him to that atelier in the nearest district. The fabric shined subtly under the ballroom lights and the snow-white shirt beneath added a classic elegance to him. A small light-blue delicate flower was pinned on his chest, perfectly matching Lieserl’s dress and hairpin of flowers tucked in her hair. The contrast between the rich blue, white and the dark fabric created a stunning visual harmony that made them look like a pair destined to dance together that evening.  

Welt approached her, his eyes sparkling with mischief and affection. “May I have this dance?” he asked, extending his hand toward her.  

Lieserl, dazzling in her gown that hugged her figure just right, was a pure vision of elegance. The dress’s layers cascaded to the floor, her usually messy hair were styled in waves (not without Emma’s help, of course) making her features look even more of a delicate doll.

With a smile that lit up her face, Lieserl took his hand, feeling the warmth of his touch seep into her skin through the gloves. As he led her onto the dance floor, the world around them faded away, leaving just the two of them in their own little universe. Lieserl felt a shiver of anticipation as Welt’s hand found its place on the small of her back. It was a gentle yet electrifying pressure, grounding her, guiding her, and sending a wave of warmth through her entire being.  

The music tempo grew, and they began to move together, their bodies gliding across the polished floor. Every step and every turn felt effortless. Wrapped in the warmth of the embrace, Welt guided her through the waltz with grace as if they had been dancing together for a lifetime.  

With every turn, Lieserl felt a rush of joy bubbling up inside her, so bright and overwhelming it threatened to spill over. She wrapped her arms around his neck, laughter escaping her lips as they twirled, the layers of her gown swirling around her like a mist of starlight. Welt’s soft gaze was fixed on her, brimming with a tenderness that made her heart skip a bit and she couldn’t help but smile wider. Lieserl closed her eyes, savouring the feel of Welt’s hand on her back, the heat of his breath against her skin, the steady rise and fall of his chest. 

As the music slowed, Welt brought her to a gentle stop, their bodies mere inches apart as they caught their breath. “Ich liebe dich” he whispered, his voice barely audible over the fading strains of the music. Lieserl’s heart swelled with love, and she reached up to cup his face in her hands. “Ich liebe dich auch.” 

Lieserl turned around, her eyes sparkling with joy, looking for the dear faces in the crowd. Their expressions were a blend of happiness and something else - anticipation? She frowned, confused by the tears glistening in Emma and Tesla’s eyes and the way Erwin covered her mouth as if holding back a secret of what was about to come. Turning back to Welt, she found him standing close, a strange look in his eyes that sent a thrill through her. 

Don't mess this up. Don't mess this up. Welt thought to himself as he lowered himself to one knee. He had imagined this moment a hundred times and rehearsed the words a thousand times and now all he could think of was how she’d mapped constellations into his soul, tracing patterns of light he hadn’t known existed until she saved him, it felt like the universe had whispered her name into his bones long before he’d known her face.

“Ein,” he began, his voice trembling, “from the moment we met, you’ve filled my life with light and purpose. Every moment we’ve shared has been a treasure and I can’t help but dream of a lifetime filled with more.” He paused and took a deep breath. “You’ve been the promise I didn’t know I needed that brought me back to life when I was drowning in silence. You’ve shown me what it means to truly live and I want to spend every day of my life making sure you feel as loved and cherished as you’ve made me feel.”

Then, with a small, nervous smile, he pulled out a tiny box, opening it to reveal a delicate ring that sparkled under the chandelier’s glow. “Will you marry me? Will you let me be by your side, not just now, but always?”

Lieserl’s breath caught in her throat, her heart pounding so loudly as the time stood still. She looked into Welt’s eyes in disbelief, and in them she saw everything - love, hope, and a future she had only dared to dream of. It was a fragile thing, this moment, as a myriad of thoughts collided in Lieserl’s mind. For the first time in her meticulously ordered life, Lieserl Albert Einstein stood paralyzed, drowning in the chaos of her own heartbeat.

It was a wishful fantasy she’d cradled in the quiet hours: stolen nights under the stars, piano keys whispering secrets only they understood, the million times her heart stopped from the radiating warmth of his smile. Yes, Lieserl dreamed of this moment so many times. Yet she never expected this moment would become real one day. A part of her always believed it wouldn't last, that it was too good to be true. The lost boy she took in so long ago now became the one showing her how beautiful the world could be.

Her heart had known the answer long before her mind could catch up. It had been whispering it to her for weeks, months, years. Yes. Yes. Yes. Tears welled up, blurring her vision for a moment before spilling over. They traced paths down her cheeks as she stared at him, kneeling before her.

“Yes,” she whispered, her voice trembling. “A thousand times, yes.” 

A radiant smile broke across his face, his eyes shimmering with unshed tears as he slid the ring onto her finger. Lieserl laughed through her tears trying to brush them away. As if sealing the moment, Welt lifted her hand to his lips, pressing a soft kiss to the ring. Then he rose to his feet and before Lieserl could react, he scooped her up into his arms, lifting her off the ground. She let out a surprised gasp as he spun her around.  

Lieserl’s hands moved to cradle his face as she leaned in, her lips brushing against his in a kiss that was filled with the promise of forever. The ballroom erupted into cheers and applause. Emma was sobbing, clutching to Erwin’s arm while the latter grinned from ear to ear. Tesla thought about this moment long ago, watching Welt and Lieserl’s story unfold like a beautifully written novel. And now, as she stood there, her heart swelled with a mix of pride and joy, knowing she had witnessed something extraordinary from the very beginning. And, this time, she let the tears fall, her smile widening as she whispered, “I knew they were long-lost lovers."

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Happy one year, our high and mighty🥂🥂

AND THANKS YOU!! God, you've done so much for this fandom. Each new post from you is like a holiday, because every artpiece, every thread talk is so fascinating... I can't even do words right now. And especially thanks for feeding EinJoyce fans🩵

Now allow me to take my leave, I'm going to squeal about these sketches to everyone I can.

It’s been 1 year since I started posting AE art here. Even though there were times of my absence, I’m still very proud of how much I’ve drawn, and I’m eternally grateful to everyone who has supported me with likes, comments, and questions. I also want to thank everyone who has been feeding AE nation throughout this year, whether it be art, fics, thoughts, or hcs ❤️

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Love to think about einjoyce in modern!AU being like this meme sometimes ahdgha. They're simply the yapper and the listener duet✨

Also I like to think about how chaotic their dialogs would actually be. I swear, Einstein once recalled joke about «Would you fall in love with me if I was a worm?», after a few minutes Welt answered «Sure, but would you love me? Can worms feel love?» and they both OR ended up having existential crisis, OR went google how works worms brains... or whatever worms have.

In some point someone will have to restrict their access to the Internet (at least while working) /hj

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YESSS THE FOOD✨✨ Usually I thought about «I'd die for you. – I'd kill for you» dynamic as Welt and Ein, rarely in reverse, but my God, I love such concept, because there's so many ways of developing.

Imagine Welt going full «What the defender of humanity am I, if I couldn't even protect the one I've cherished the most? What is the reason of me now?». Lieserl indeed taught him to laugh, to live, to love – literally became an embodiment of this – and then took everything with her in grave.

I can even imagine him still trying to hold for some glance of hope that this world isn't that bad. Maybe unfair, but not bad... yet fails each time, destroying himself in the process.

In the end: «This world has done me wrong. Now I'll decide our fate» (this star indeed collapsed and turned into a black hole...)

✧ tbd perhaps. can i grab your attention a few seconds to talk about the potential of villain AU welt (joyce, not joachim thank you) no for real, who decided to give kiana the title of herrscher of void when the only thing she does is to open portals possibly leading into nothingness, this title should have gone to welt in a very fucked up AU (i propose to rename her herrscher of continuum instead—) perhaps i'll elaborate more on this properly but hear me out doomed einjoyce but it's lieserl who dies and welt is left alone to process the loss we don't talk enough about how fucked up and unhinged it could be to have a true ae sovereign. lieserl taught him to live, she became his world and it all crumbled, disappeared into nothing and sunk into a very much impossible to escape appel du vide. ironically, einstein having studied blackholes is like a foreshadowing.

❛ would you protect her from the world ? ❜ ❛ for her, i would destroy this world. ❜

i actually have a lot to say about welt and void / blackhole analogy but i save that for later. he is a pure manifestion and firstborn of the will of honkai of this era, i need him to sink into despair. this is the perfect reason to why ae could become morally gray, and as someone close said, he wouldn't handle it as /nicely/ as ein did. just an empty, tickling blackhole who lost his only lifeline. he would destroy this world alongside himself (welt). (pls i'm delulu i just have a raw inexplicable attirance for angst and questionable doomed ' i will destroy everything for you ' tropes, i need ae void sovereign so badly)

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...this is a masterpiece this fandom needed

Ya'll I just found this and I'm going crazy how fantastic is this oh my word the people who put their time and energy into this have my unending gratitude and I love them

like look at the 1955 section how incredible is this??? and there's no stupid ads taking up the whole damn screen-

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OH MY GOD, OH MY GODDESS. CONGRATULATIONS🩵😭 I can't even imagine how much blood and tears you've spent on this... and how many tears we'll spend on this, I GUESS.

As always, thanks for feeding this fandom the best meal possible✨

Started Nov. 19, 2023.

Finished Jan. 24, 2025.

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As I've said once before, I rewatched the beach episode of Anti-Entropy and I can't escape the thoughts about how Ein and Welt dealing with things that one person likes and other dislikes (I'm not even talking about Tesla ahhzh)

I know, this two are one of the best examples of soulmates (and «I've been reading all books you recommended me» type), but in this beach episode was an interesting moment:

Now imagine the situation if Welt actually is quite interested in greek mythology and Ein NOT being a fan of the amount of a sad endings greek legends have.

(«You really love this wholesome and uplifting stories... – Ein, please. There's some actually sweet ones! – I believe you, Welt... But for the love of God, we don't have that many kleenex! – *hisses like a cat, hugging the books*» /j)

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I've been introduced to «Legally Blonde: The Musical» even tho I don't remember nothing from the original movie... and damn, why this is such a banger?

(btw thanks writers for memes this show has give to us) (also cast is fire, especially Emmett🤌✨)

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Daily reminder, I love them so much. They're so wholesome, no matter of what's going on around... and God, the beach episode🥺

You know how sweet they were there, so I'll just post them being a little bit silly hahzh (actually there's a little moment that I wanted to discuss, but I'll leave it for an another post)

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What if I'll cry? I mean, I was re-listening this masterpiece not so long ago specifically because I wanted to hear that miraculous blend of instruments and... I genuinely can't find the right words right now. This is just beautiful.

Oh God, now in my head only one line from another Hoyo-Mix song: «Could you please hear my voice that hungers for a duo?»

I’ll never get enough of the Welt Joyce OST and I can't help but want to analyse and brainrot about it one more time here.  

I see this OST as one of the great examples of remarkably rich and proper storytelling through the melody that is so short but oh has so much in it to talk about. It’s a melancholic, heroic and tragic melody that can be divided into three parts – somber tangled beginning, emotional harmonized middle part with a sense of tension to it and its graceful longing release in the end. 

So, this is a story about a soulful conversation between cello that carries the main melody and a gentle piano with its soft echoing voice that plays the role of cello’s thoughtful listener and responder. Initially, the cello brings in this grievous heavy melody, while the piano searches for common ground, exploring deep melancholic notes that gradually elevate the cello’s voice to a brighter tone. This is where they finally harmonize with one another and this is where the middle part starts. 

It starts with a sense of hope and descends into despair and intense urgency. At first, the ticking sound in the background creates a space and a texture of passing time in the melody. However, it evokes a comforting atmosphere as the two instruments blend together into this flourishing radiant and tender union. Then, the cello’s legato and vibrato heightens the emotional intensity of the story, tugging at the heartstrings, while piano struggles to keep up with the cello’s pace and volume, therefore it returns to the pattern of the beginning part- it repeats the cello’s voice and is trying to find their common ground once again and grab onto it.  

In the end, they share their last conversation. Unlike the heavy, melancholic tone of the beginning, this time the cello's voice is calmer and more confident, a heroic one, yet still bittersweet and longing. At last, the piano responds with a fragile somber voice before letting the cello to have the final word in the story. 

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Anyway, Anti-Entropy Kindergarten /j

Okay, I was a little little bit busy and now I'm very late at the party, but I still have a need to make an explanation of my brainrot about kids of main AE trio. Surely I can't write everything, so for now here's some thoughts about 2 out 3.

I may say in advance – there isn't used any particular timeline. The most important things timeline-wise is that «Thanksgiving Event» still happened, but with less/other casualties, and Anti-Entropy is independent more than a decade.

Let's started:

🟣 Grace Edison Born: August 31st Height (18 y.o.): 168 cm / 5'6'' Honkai Adaptability: Good / B-level

🔴 Victor Tesla (Edison) Born: September 1st Height (18 y.o.): 178 cm / 5'10'' Honkai Adaptability: Low / D-level

Grace is second oldest in the trio. She's older than Victor only on 10-15 minutes and yet - because of this Grace was born at August 31st and Victor at September 1st. They're considering themselves as lucky ones, because «it'd sucks to have a one bday for two». Were adopted as a babies.

P.S. I don't know how to describe their hair/eyes colors so I'll use the example.

Officially, miss Edison's wish to adopt kid was based on «need to raise an heir for a company for an emergency case», but also... after stabilising her relationship with Tesla (and spending some time with Joyce, Ein and their kid), both she and Nikola started to think about getting a bigger family. And yes, it was Tesla's idea to take both siblings, because «we can't separate them, right?» (Tesla saw their eyes and said «mine», nothing new /j)

Fun Fact: kids names literally came from mothers own names («Nikola» means «victor of the people» and «Nancy» means «favor and grace»). Surnames they initially have got from official adoptive mom (Edison), but Victor personally prefer to use other mama's surname (Tesla).

🟣: Active and warm-hearted, Grace slightly reminds miss Planck in her own manner. In fact, she always looked up on people like Emma or Welt, trying to use her «chaotic energy» for good and get to work under their command. Extrovertive, fan of natural sciences, active recreation and dogs. Favourite Joachim's niece (not because she's the only niece, but because boys in this trio are little devils). In childhood wanted to be a spy, partially cuz of her sport-oriented lifestyle, but now she's choosing between be a paramedic, a spaceship captain («brothers, we're going to steal Hyperion») or some other «risky, but very needed» specialisation, yet scared of parents disapproval. Actually has a quite unstable self-esteem.

Some outfits. She actually loves fancy-girly outfits, but when she has to chose, she'd prefer something comfortable. Is this from Tesla, Edison or Planck? Who knows.

🔴: When Victor was a kid, Tesla thought he will become more like Joachim, but «something went wrong». A cat person in all senses. A little menace that loves tricky mechanisms, big explosions and be everywhere at once, feeding his own curiosity and seeking for an «adventure». Really needs a stop-button. Some people would say that he's «born to be a comic relief, force to use his brain on full volume», but he's in fact a handyman, which dreaming about join the researcher's crew as a lead engineer/researcher. Has low emotional intelligence and hard time understanding that his actions/words/jokes could hurt someone. Doesn't really cares about the other people, but at least tries to properly apologies to his family, if it affected them.

Some outfits. He always wears shirts and coats (or something similar), no matter of season. Trying not to look like person who lives in a laboratory. Usually fails miserably.

And a little bonuses:

Schedules in this family exist only partially. When kids are free from school or other highly organised activities, only Grace and Nancy trying to plan their day ahead. Victor and Nikola never will use to this two waking up at 6-7 AM and starting doing STUFFS.

When twins were a little kids, Grace wanted to have a dog at home, but no one else was ready to take care of it. Once Nikola joked about «well, your aunt and uncle have two dogs and only one kid to take dogs on walk, so you can join him» (Grace said «deal» and started to annoy her cousin)(she succeed)

Also, yeah... We can say Victor is that type of twins who jokes about his sibling being an adopted one all the time. Usually Grace has answer on that, but sometimes she really feels out of touch with family. They love to prove her wrong. Especially Nancy (I swear, Nancy was one who sign up both Nikola and Victor on courses of «how to apologise»)

Under Tesla's supervision twins started to speak fluently on approximately three languages. Moreover, with Nancy's teaching both Victor and Grace on the way to become a smooth talkers... in a sake of the company, surely. Their skills still aren't perfect, but they compensating this by giving a stage to one another, depending on situation.

Sometimes they both are getting in a fights. Thanks God, their fighting skills and stamina (in a case of a «tactical retreat») are slightly better than bargaining ones.

Back to the Fun Facts about the names: they also have a nicknames – Phoenix for Grace and Salamander for Victor, which they've got in a prep school. Olders usually calls them by names, but Welt loves to use «birdie» and «lizard» (and says that last one is just short from «little wizard», we'll believe him)(btw, if Phoenix is kinda obvious, Victor become Salamander because he was «slippery guy, who doesn't burn in fire, neither drown in water» and he's genuinely amused by this reputation)

While we're in names territory, there's how twins address olders: Edison - «mom», Tesla - «mama», Joachim - by name, Planck - «miss» or «professor». With Einstein and Welt Joyce situation slightly more interesting: both twins address Ein as «professor», because she seems to be allergic to word «aunt». Welt on the contrary, prefer «uncle» (so Victor addresses him like this), but Grace mostly uses «sovereign» as – in her words – the most suitable and polite form.

Yeah. Though twins always are having something in common – this two isn't an exception – Victor and Grace even showing their respect in different ways. But this is even longer story.

P.S. Second part with einjoyce's kiddo and a little bonuses will be somewhere in a future. That's all for now. Thanks for attention and till I see you next time in my thread talk✨

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this was first thing I saw after waking up and god bless you

accidentally wrote angst tonight, whoops

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One of my favourite headcanon ideas about how einjoyce could meet each other in modern!AU (without honkai) is this picture. I MEAN, this would be so funny, knowing how much a «long lost lovers» they are.

God, I wish I could write such a sitcom😆

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So, if you think that I've forgot about mu idea to write some details about my Anti-Entropy's «kindergarten» AU, you're wrong. I'm just forget how to explain myself through the long text.

And I'm curious, should I post one part now and one part after, or do not divide this at all?

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Mihoyo, we sincerely asking for giving Einstein some BREAK🥲 I'm going to write as much AUs as I can, so at least I can cope with canon.

AWWW YES EXACTLY😭😭 and ahdhhah Emma is legendary as always. Imagine her locking Welt out of the house, returning to the girls and be like «NOW WE HAVE A GIRLS' PARTY!». Poor Welt need his moral support and HOW UNFORTUNATELY his No. 1 moral support is his future wife (No. 2 is Elias but we all know Elias🤭❤️

THREE? Dang, you're indeed an expert. I'll looking forward for this and as one says, «life imitates art», right?)

So, if you think that I've forgot about mu idea to write some details about my Anti-Entropy's «kindergarten» AU, you're wrong. I'm just forget how to explain myself through the long text.

And I'm curious, should I post one part now and one part after, or do not divide this at all?

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While I was looking for some pretty star-esque jewelry, I've started to think again about that einjoyce isn't a Sun/Moon dynamic, but more like... an Earth/Moon or Star/Moon? I probably can explain both of them tbh. Gosh, I love my pookies.

By the way look at this🥺