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Surely adding a glass of wine to my already sexed up mood will do nothing of serious consequence

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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

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you guys aren't gonna like this but if you want ao3 to be a neutral archive that will host anything that includes shit made with ai no matter how objectionable you find that

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Enemy (2013) dir. Denis Villeneuve

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omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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For my next trick, I'm going the fuck back to bed

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best show ever

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family

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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

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joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

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trump admin is encouraging federal workers to proselytize their religion in the workplace.

we need him more than ever before

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Weekend Plans - Gator Days