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JONI: Okay cool, so where are you so I can come and hug you?

PENNY: That's my favorite reminder. I love you too. PENNY: Of course you can. You never have to ask permission.

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MIDGE: Incredible, my favorite view. MIDGE: Are we supposed to ...do something for Valentine's Day now? I don't know how this works.

DANNY: okay DANNY: that's perfect i'll wear that DANNY: give you a good look when i bend to pick shit up

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IVY: I mean if we’re talking about hottest bitch in whoville we CANNOT write off Martha May Whovier. But the two of them together? Two pieces of bread that I would love to be sandwiched between.

MAL: he knew what he had going on. that’s the real reason he lived in the mountains, he didn’t wanna cause civil unrest by being the hottest bitch in whoville MAL: mission failed btw

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IVY: Phew, you had me nervous for a minute there. IVY: Glad you finally found it, though. IVY: Oh, definitely boinkable. When he models in front of the mirror-oof.

MAL: no no you're good MAL: i had to put my phone down and do a victory lap at your absolutely unquestionably correct answer and then my couch at my phone for a month and i just now fished it out, my bad MAL: like if i need background noise i'll put on the cartoon. but if i want to feel the full spectrum of human emotions it'll be live-action, you know? plus JC's is lowkey highkey boinkable MAL: i knew you'd have words of wisdom

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MIDGE: Definitely not. Or if they do, it will be back. MIDGE: Don't worry, I don't think anyone watches your TikTok content anyways. =D

texts || jonah & midge

JONAH: Do you actually think they're gonna get rid of TikTok?! JONAH: I don't feel like learning a whole new social media again for my content... @privandie

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MIDGE: You don't need to be sorry. I was just saying that I'm not used to asking for help. MIDGE: Oh, don't you worry, it is NICE and short. You'll have to be careful every time you bend over.

DANNY: for pushing you or something DANNY: of course i promise, and you really need to get checked out DANNY: how long is it? it has to be higher than the knees else it won't work

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IMMY: Of course. IMMY: But I'll never tell who.

SAGE: Agreed. SAGE: Wait, one of? SAGE: Does that imply you have a least favorite sibling?

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ROMAN: Burning a pot holder isn't so bad, did you burn the food, too? ROMAN: Mine was good, I mean, I mostly worked, but it was good.

ANDREA: good!!

ANDREA: nothing much. I planned a whole meal of course for both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day and burned a pot holder but nothing too major. How were yours?

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TEXT || IMMY + SAGE

IMMY: How is it that one of my favorite siblings hasn't been over for dinner in more than two weeks? IMMY: Unacceptable. @privdana

[privandie]

TEXT || ROMAN + ANDREA

ROMAN: How were your holidays? ROMAN: Anything memorable happen? @privmelissa

[privandie]

MIDGE: What could you possibly be sorry for, baby? MIDGE: Okay, fine. I'll go if you promise to take care of me and nurse me back to health. MIDGE: I have an adorable nurse costume you could even borrow if you wanted.

DANNY: sorry DANNY: maybe DANNY: they'd at least x-ray it DANNY: i'm on my way

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MIDGE: I like doing things myself.

MIDGE: I’m used to doing things myself.

MIDGE: Do they even do anything for broken fingers? It’s probably fine.

DANNY: babe you should have just asked, i would have come and helped DANNY: if they're swollen they could be broken DANNY: we're going to the er

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MIDGE: I wanted to move some furniture around, so I picked up one end of the couch to move it but then I slipped and fell and the couch foot landed on my fingers.

MIDGE: I’m at home. I’m okay, I think they’re just swollen honestly.

DANNY: wait what? DANNY: what happened? DANNY: where are you i'm coming

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IVY: I never heard back from you after this, so I have a feeling I chose incorrectly. IVY: Is there any chance I'll be forgiven? @privjeanne

TEXTS 📲 MALIVY.

MAL: hey yo, i got into a fight with the 7th grader three doors down from me and now we need an impartial third party to fix it for us MAL: which is better, the OG cartoon grinch movie or the jim carrey live action one? @privandie

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TEXT || IMMY + JAX

IMMY: Malea has made a new years card for you and requests your presence so she can give it to you. IMMY: I told her new years cards aren't really a thing and she basically told me where I could go, so. You better come get it or she'll take it out on me. @privmaxie

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TEXT || MIDGE + NATE

MIDGE: Remember when I told you I was perfectly capable of moving my couch by myself? MIDGE: Turns out, I was WRONG. @privjordie

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TEXT || DAMIDGE

MIDGE: So, I think I broke my finger. MIDGE: Which wouldn't be so bad, but I think I may have also broken 2 other fingers, too. @privlou