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TEXT || IMMY + SAGE

IMMY: How is it that one of my favorite siblings hasn't been over for dinner in more than two weeks? IMMY: Unacceptable. @privdana

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TEXT || ROMAN + ANDREA

ROMAN: How were your holidays? ROMAN: Anything memorable happen? @privmelissa

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MIDGE: What could you possibly be sorry for, baby? MIDGE: Okay, fine. I'll go if you promise to take care of me and nurse me back to health. MIDGE: I have an adorable nurse costume you could even borrow if you wanted.

DANNY: sorry DANNY: maybe DANNY: they'd at least x-ray it DANNY: i'm on my way

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MIDGE: I like doing things myself.

MIDGE: I’m used to doing things myself.

MIDGE: Do they even do anything for broken fingers? It’s probably fine.

DANNY: babe you should have just asked, i would have come and helped DANNY: if they're swollen they could be broken DANNY: we're going to the er

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MIDGE: I wanted to move some furniture around, so I picked up one end of the couch to move it but then I slipped and fell and the couch foot landed on my fingers.

MIDGE: I’m at home. I’m okay, I think they’re just swollen honestly.

DANNY: wait what? DANNY: what happened? DANNY: where are you i'm coming

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IVY: I never heard back from you after this, so I have a feeling I chose incorrectly. IVY: Is there any chance I'll be forgiven? @privjeanne

TEXTS 📲 MALIVY.

MAL: hey yo, i got into a fight with the 7th grader three doors down from me and now we need an impartial third party to fix it for us MAL: which is better, the OG cartoon grinch movie or the jim carrey live action one? @privandie

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TEXT || IMMY + JAX

IMMY: Malea has made a new years card for you and requests your presence so she can give it to you. IMMY: I told her new years cards aren't really a thing and she basically told me where I could go, so. You better come get it or she'll take it out on me. @privmaxie

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TEXT || MIDGE + NATE

MIDGE: Remember when I told you I was perfectly capable of moving my couch by myself? MIDGE: Turns out, I was WRONG. @privjordie

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TEXT || DAMIDGE

MIDGE: So, I think I broke my finger. MIDGE: Which wouldn't be so bad, but I think I may have also broken 2 other fingers, too. @privlou

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TEXT || JONI + PENNY

JONI: Just here to remind you that I love you. JONI: Can I come and hug you? @privellie

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TEXT || IVY + NATE

IVY: Okay, I've been trying to not be a total weirdo and blow up your phone but I actually just can't stop myself from texting you at this point. I give up. IVY: I don't really know what to say. I just feel like if I don't say anything I'm going to explode. IVY: So...I guess...Hi? @privjordie

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Nothing is free 🤣🤣🤣

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IVY: Uh oh, I feel under pressure. IVY: The cartoon is classic, and is extremely true to the story. IVY: BUT the Jim Carrey version is arguably a better movie if you just look at the two side by side objectively. IVY: The live action delves deeper into the Grinch's background and motivations and has more explanation about why the who's were still singing on Christmas morning. IVY: If I had to choose to only watch one each year I'd likely choose the Jim Carrey one because you get more of a full story.

TEXTS 📲 MALIVY.

MAL: hey yo, i got into a fight with the 7th grader three doors down from me and now we need an impartial third party to fix it for us MAL: which is better, the OG cartoon grinch movie or the jim carrey live action one? @privandie

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IMMY: Oooh, sounds fun! Does it include tattoo deals? IMMY: Are you saying a party at at tattoo studio isn't an appropriate place to bring a 4 year old?

TEXTS 📲 DANI & IMMY

DANI: We're having a little Christmas party at the studio next weekend. DANI: You and Zach want to come get wasted? DANI: If you can find a sitter that is @privandie

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JONI: Oh man, somewhere the lines got crossed and my brothers seem to think I'm good at gift giving. JONI: Ya'll are about to be disappointed. JONI: But honestly spending the day shopping with you actually sounds fun, so yes, just don't hold me responsible if everyone hates what you got them because I am just not good at this whole thing. JONI: You're here, so you've already made up for the last 12 years, by the way.

TEXTS 📲DANNY & JONI

DANNY: hey can i ask a favor? DANNY: wanna come xmas shopping with me? DANNY: i've got 12 years to make up for and i don't know where to start @privandie

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DENA: Yes. Everything. DENA: Mostly crab rangoons and steamed dumplings and beef lo mein and bourbon chicken and sesame beef. DENA: We're hungry.

📲 EMALIA

EM: Hey, I'm grabbing food from Lucky Garden. You want me to bring you anything? @privandie

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JONI: Do they even come in pink? Can they possibly make them even uglier than they already are? JONI: I am not the Robin Whisperer, but I feel like as long as it's something no one else really has, she'll be happy. Get her a kidney in a jar or something.

TEXTS 📲 JEX.

DEX: Robin’s asked for a pink cybertruck and a live piranhas for Christmas DEX: Give me better ideas for her. I refuse to line Elon Musk’s pockets and, quite frankly, I do not want to find the piranha in my shower. @privandie