This is stuff I do. They/Them I foster animals and used to work in animal sheltering. If you spam like/reblog I love you. I really just reblog stuff I like and occasionally post my animals. I'm well over 18, for those of you with strict following procedures.
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
#wile e. coyote vs clever girl (the raptor)#im extremely safe#im so safe#what a wild set to get#i dont need protection in the first place but#wile e coyote is fucking dead#the roadrunner leveled up and now its after your ass
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what doesn't kill you makes you weird with intimacy
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One of those situations where, 'you're turning into your father' is the furthest thing from a insult possible.
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big man disturbing the peace. excuse me sir | source
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note* I will not reveal which side I am on until the poll is over to avoid bias
#i think its funny when people get really mad about colors#i also get mad about colors but only if its related to someone gwtting me like a godt or something in the wrong pink#anyway this looks red to me
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#the thing is that this is fun?#id go extra slow and maybe stop and turn off my lights to see if i see any cool nocturnal animals#the only time this is scary is if i dont know where i am going but being lost is scary#i assume im.camping or heading to cabin on this road if im not just drivingbit for the joy of cool forest road
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the fear I felt with the blurred pink mass in my inbox under the harried confession of mistakes
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Sometimes Hemi rolls up on me in the morning and sits here until I do kisses with her for minutes at a time.
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pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
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I got:
1. Sanctuary - protecting 1 specific person from an incoming attack provided the attacker fails a wisdom save. I don't know how that works out mechanically in real life but neat.
2. Cloud of daggers- 5 foot cube of spinning daggers that does 4d4 slashing damage and lasts 1 minute if i can concentrate on it that long. That's actually pretty destructive.
So not anything useful in my normal daily life but could be useful in some...... specific contexts.
The Randomizer
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Percy got nailed right on her Lil head by one of my other terrible cats so she is getting the ultimate sunspot+blankie+lap spot this morning
#sphynx#cat#persephone(percy)#she never learned how to be friends with cats#its very sad#she is just terribly afraid of my other cats#and they are occasionally aggressive towards her due to her body language and because they are assholes#she stays in her own room when not portected by my presence#she also eats with everyone with no trouble its very silly#the moment breakfast is over its back to being dicks
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