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Phantasm: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That’s the wrong opinion alarm. Lord Hykix: That is not something you actually have installed. Phantasm: Sorry, say again? I couldn’t hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

@not-an-edgelord, @hykix

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Riki: Look guys, I need help. Kyoko: Love help? Lord Hykix: Financial help? Lady Swift: Emotional help? Nightshade: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Nightshade* Nightshade: What?

@castelia-city-girls, @hykix, @the-lady-swift, @venoshocked

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Phantasm: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Nightshade: How can you still say that? Phantasm: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

@not-an-edgelord, @venoshocked

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Phantasm: *sighs* I have no friends... Lady Swift: Lady Swift: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

@not-an-edgelord, @the-lady-swift

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Lord Hykix, to The Squad: You should change your passwords to “incorrect”. Then, every time you forget it, the system will remind you, “your password is incorrect”.

@hykix

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Nightshade: You can track Gilgamesh? Shockwave: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

@venoshocked, @sh0ck-w4v3

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Phantasm: I’m not doing to well. Lady Swift: What’s wrong? Phantasm: I have this headache that comes and goes. *Lord Hykix enters the room* Phantasm: There it is again.

@not-an-edgelord, @the-lady-swift, @hykix

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Lady Swift: Oh, fiddlesticks. Lord Hykix: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

@the-lady-swift, @hykix

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Lord Hykix: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. Nightshade: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. Phantasm: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting. Nightshade: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

@hykix, @venoshocked, @not-an-edgelord

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Phantasm: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

@not-an-edgelord

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Phantasm: Here lies Phantasm, killed by numbers.

@not-an-edgelord

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Phantasm: Holy shit, hellhounds!

Lady Swift: Language!

Phantasm: Sorry. Holy shit, heckhounds!

@not-an-edgelord, @the-lady-swift

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Phantasm: I intend to stay pissed at you forever. Phantasm: Even if I seem helpful. Lord Hykix: Then you're in luck. Lord Hykix: Because you don't.

@not-an-edgelord, @hykix

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Phantasm: It’s too early in the morning for this. *sent at 11:57 AM*

@not-an-edgelord

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Ryoko: This is my houndoom, Kill✩r!

Roi: How the fuck did you say that out loud?

@tyrantrumking@here-comes-treble

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Phantasm as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures! Phantasm now: I can’t wait to go to bed.

@not-an-edgelord

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Sea Breeze: Slash gamemode creative. Nightshade: Dude, this isn't Min- Sea Breeze: *starts levitating*

@seasbreezes, @venoshocked