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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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That one vampire au? Idk i always thought drinking from the wrist was hotter than the neck tbh

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Harrow the ninth dares to ask the question, what if your found family just fucking suuuucked. What if they sucked soooo bad omg omg. Space alexa how do i unfind these people

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Oh the edible.

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Gull inspecting two fake eggs and deciding to incubate the larger one By: Thomas D. McAvoy From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965

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this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

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sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

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she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different

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"why does this nonsexual power dynamic sound so sexual" i have some news for you about the dominant social relationship between sex and power

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out of curiosity, does everyone have a certain type of character they get attached to or are urs random

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I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

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Blitzfizzmodeus or whatever the hell their ship name is should be canon so that Ozzie can have an imp to perch on each shoulder and act as a devil and an angel for him (Fizz and Blitzo trade places) and occasionally hiss at passersby.

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the blonde on blonde violence is such a clear vision to me that it’s annoying that I can’t be a witness to history book level chart terrorism between two serial killers

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gif of my friend's cat

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So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

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honk for your favorite bumper sticker

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ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself