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hello i'm a parody of myself. i started crying about anthony bourdain while a midwest emo cover of "all-star" played in the background.

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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

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The king of all cosmos got a twitter account around 2008/2009 to promo katamari forever and some of his posts are really good. He's like Dril to me.

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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

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dale cooper: i know who killed laura palmer

harry truman: because you found a clue?

coop: no i saw it in a dream :)

harry:

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Do you think people used to have ADHD Text Reply Anxiety back in the day. Do you think there was some girl in the 1870s going "Oh, a letter from Esther, how delightful! I must make time to write her a reply this evening!" And then later she was like "It has been 5 months since Esther wrote me, and I am yet to reply. I fear I have tarried far too long, and if she receives a letter from me now it will seem terribly rude and she will want nothing to do with me. And yet, it is ruder still to not write her at all! I fear I am the only one to blame for my current predicament, as I am most terribly forgetful. Ah, but what a fool I am! I shall pray this evening for guidance from the Lord"

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Peter Falk

1984

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streamer au ??????? video game au ???

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why did he say this

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look at this fucking opossum

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why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

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"its a texas chainsaw miracle"

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btw if we're moots you're like. a friend by default to me. unless you dont want to be. thumbsup