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Who’s to say Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen aren’t in a QPR?
#I was watching the SNL 50th concert and saw them together#I swear they could be in a QPR#or they’re just besties who are seen together a lot#andy cohen#anderson cooper
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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
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Steve soon realizes something: Eddie eats a lot of candy.
So whenever they meet to hang out, he makes sure to bring Eddie candy, at least a little chocolate. Steve soon becomes a big fan of how Eddie's eyes light up when he offers him candy.
It also works to keep Eddie calm even for a moment, so he always carries it with him as a backup for emergencies. Eddie often gets anxious out of nowhere, which is normal for everything he's been through, and today is one of those days.
The older teens decided to spend time together, and although Eddie was very enthusiastic, he suddenly started to get very anxious. Maybe the others didn't notice, but Steve did.
"Eddie, will you help bring more beers?" Steve whispers. Eddie startles but nods.
When they are in the kitchen, Steve hands him a bag of gummies without saying anything as he pulls out more beers. Eddie quickly sits down happily on the kitchen counter and Steve decides to do the same and steal some gummies from him.
"I used to love these when I was a kid." Steve says.
"I don't know how you don't eat candy, Stevie, I could die if I don't eat candy"
Steve smiles warmly because he has already noticed it, and he thinks it's so cute.
"When I was a kid, I ate a lot of candy, but then... I grew up."
"So what gives you this level of bliss, man?" Eddie asks with a mouth full of gummies.
Steve laughs softly.
"Sex."
Eddie stops dead and looks at Steve in surprise, but holding a laugh, Steve gives him his best innocent smile.
"Now I understand why I haven't stopped eating candy like I did when I was 8 years old," says Eddie, eating another gummy. "I haven't unlocked that level yet"
Steve takes another gummy and, after a few seconds, says...
"I can help with that."
And he did it.
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I get I look like a cishet man but miss me with that maga bullshit
I had a customer tell me “Trump made it ok to say Sir again.” Then proceed to tell me “it’s ok to laugh” and to smile.
God if I didn’t need this job I’d tell him to suck my fucking dick and then some.
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I had a customer tell me “Trump made it ok to say Sir again.” Then proceed to tell me “it’s ok to laugh” and to smile.
God if I didn’t need this job I’d tell him to suck my fucking dick and then some.
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when in doubt about whether or not to make a thing, do it for your 3 hardcore fans.
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CHAPPELL ROAN For 'The Giver' Lawyer Edition
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Are you alive
Don’t ask me no personal shit like this
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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes
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Steve finally agrees to play DnD to appease Dustin's incessant begging, but mostly to spend more time with Eddie, who he's got a massive crush on.
Cue Steve rolling a Nat 20 when trying to persuade an inn keeper to let a band of fugitives stay the night for free.
He sees it for the opportunity it is and cranks up the full Steve Harrington charm, laying it on as thick as he can.
Eddie, face on fire but unable to tear his eyes away from Steve literally smoldering at him, spills pop all over his DM notes and has to cancel the rest of the session for reasons...
... to go home and fix his notes, of course. Definitely not to go make out in Steve's car.
#Will has an idea of what’s going on so does max and she explains to El and Lucas#Dustin and Mike are clueless
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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.
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Steve immediately braces himself when Eddie proclaims he's written a song for Steve. Steve loves Eddie but is not a metal fan at all
He's shocked when Eddie whips out his acoustic guitar and starts to pluck a slow and sweet country tune
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no rizz just sparkly loving eyes and a heart that feels ready to pour right out of my ribcage at any given time
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there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment
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