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you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???
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Okay, hear me out. The characters of the movie series Harry Potter and Madagascar are very much interchangeable and therefore they should make a crossover movie where the animals go to Hogwarts and fight voldeMort. Vice versa the wizards should try to break free from a zoo to get to africa.
I was rethinking the cast, and here we have our characters:
Harry Potter x Madagascar
Harry - Alex
Ron - Marty
Hermione - Gloria
Neville - Melman


Dumbledore - King Julien


Voldemort - Mort (obviously)


Ginny -Gia

Fred and George - Mason and Phil


Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle - Skipper, Kowalski and Rico, Pansy can be Private


Hagrid - Sonia


McGoangall - Maurice


Snape - Vitaly


Umbridge - Chantel DuBois


Please feel free to get inspired for fanfics, paintings or whatever because in my head this crossover is very real
Harry Potter x Madagascar
Harry - Alex
Ron - Marty
Hermione - Gloria
Neville - Melman
Dumbledore - King Julien
Voldemort - Mort (obviously)
Snape - Vitaly
McGonagall - Gia or Sonya (can't decide)
Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle - Skipper, Kowalski and Rico, Pansy can be Private, I guess
Umbridge - Chantel DuBois
I know I forgot Fred and George but the only character left is Maurice and they wouldn't make a match
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Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, Marcella With Cat, 1910
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IF NOT FOR EAT WHY CAKE?

IF NOT FOR MOUTH WHY HONEYCOMB?

IF NOT FOOD WHY LOOK LIKE FORBIDDEN SNACK?

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Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies
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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this
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Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.
I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.
And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!
Is that not just the coolest shit ever????
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after moomin and snoopy we need to make findus famous
like look at this little cat
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He gets the point, and so do you right? 😉
@howlingday
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