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My boyfriend's internet take of the day: Uwu-speak is just taking your Ls and turning them into Ws

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Umm…Long time no see, huh? Unfortunately, there’s reasons for that. I’ll just go ahead and reiterate the exact things that I posted under my most recent AO3 post:

I have very religious, strict parents with whom I have a difficult, strained relationship. Unfortunately, I had no choice but to return to living with my parents after half a year of living in Paris, and going to one of the world's most renowned fashion schools. Those 5.5 months ate up basicaly all my savings. If it weren't for that, I would've moved away long ago, but every time I have the opportunity, I don't have the money. In the time since returning, I have broken up with my last partner, and now have a different partner. He happens to live very far away, and while we are meeting in person soon, we have had phone sex already. From here on out the story goes as follows: My mother caught me, watched me, and a few days later, slutshamed me, then demanded I get married now.

I have let her step over me enough, and I am not doing this anymore. Fuck their money, they had it a long time coming that their only daughter moves away and breaks off any contact with them. How will I do that? I don't know. I am scared, I've already failed one of my exams for this semester, I have no drivers licence, and I don't have enough money in the slightest. Luckily, I have a friend who's willing to move in with me and share an apartment. I also have amazing friends and a great boyfriend, who are all helping me through this, so despite all my existential dread, it's not all dark

I hate having to basically beg, especially when there's nothing I can offer in return. I'll need this wound to be fully healed before I can allow myself to read and write smut again, but maybe I'll manage to write fluff, or even continue "The Virtue of Sin" in the meantime. All I can guarantee is that I am not leaving the fandom, and that this is only temporary. And if you would be so kind as to help me out - only if you have the means to, ofc - I have a Kofi. It would alone mean the world to me if you could just reblog this post, too.

Thank you, each and every one of you, for being amazing readers, and for understanding. Love, The Princess of Prose ^3^

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i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

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Lads and Gentlemen, Pretentious Bastards and Buches, I'm still alive!!

I've been meaning to make this post for a really long time, (since the FNAF Trailer released) but I keep not having the time, so I will just half-ass this real quick:

The Prince-Consort and me broke up a while ago, with no hard feelings between us, although we haven't really been talking since.

Since then, I've started dating someone else, and I don't want to say much about him without his consent, but we met playing Blood on the Clocktower, and we are going to be meeting in person in just one and a half months. Generally, I am very happy in this relationship and might be posting about it in a similar fashion as I did with my previous partner (Also, he looks just like Josh Hutchinson playing Michael Afton, which is why I mentioned wanting to say this at the release of the FNAF Trailer)

Anyways, I thought I'd just let you know, and thank you for reading!

Love,

The Princess ^.^

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but no yeah lets have the conversation:

"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED

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hermitcraft crack headcanon: Ren is a werewolf, yes. Which means that every full moon he turns into a wolf. But like... a minecraft wolf. Who can be tamed with bones. And his "tamed" quality resets every time he shifts back.

Other hermits occasionally compete to be the first one to "tame" Ren for the month, and brag about how few bones they had to use. (Ren claims to remember none of this but if you pranked him recently it's going to take a lot more bones than usual.) The current record holder is Doc, who only had to use three, but Bdubs stubbornly holds that it doesn't count and that Doc cheated by giving Ren a shulker of fully-oxidized copper the day before.

Xisuma quietly added a new advancement to the server that Ren still hasn't found out about. But every month, it'll pop up in chat: "____ has made the advancement [Best Cyber-Diggity-Dogs Forever]".

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oh my RING THE BELLS!!!

(prints and stickers avaliable on my redbubble!)

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The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

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Remember kids, Nazis don't deserve their kneecaps.

Also if any of these are incorrect pls lemme know

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ive probably said this exact thing before but i just think that like, cannibalism is such a potent metaphor for stuff that it’s frankly wasteful of you not to include it in your writing.

this isn’t a quentin tarantino foot situation. i’m not saying this bc cannibalism turns me on. the reason my characters talk non-stop about wanting to eat each other is bc all the rest of you are not using your state-allotted cannibalism metaphors and they are going to waste.

does your character love/idolize/worship someone? cannibalism as a means of embodying them.

does your character hate someone? cannibalism as a means of desecrating their corpse.

does your character wanna fuck someone, or own them? cannibalism as a means of claiming their body.

does your character have specifically christian religious trauma? cannibalism as a very literal eucharist.

cannibalism as a means of gaining someone’s power. cannibalism as a means of embracing your inhumanity. cannibalism as a gesture of acceptance. funerary cannibalism as a symbol of returning nature. industrialized cannibalism as a symbol of the devaluation of human life. survival cannibalism as the ultimate sacrifice (you get a free jesus metaphor with this one).

literally every story you write that doesn’t have cannibalism in it is a missed opportunity

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Don't get me wrong, I love the feeling of straddling someone and having them pinned under me with their hands above their head just like the next person, but I think there should be another way for me to tortu, uhh tickle my goddaughters.

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me: (about to spill the tea) okay so I've discovered I'm soo easily bribed actually because -

rival: yeah we know this about you

husband: yeah this isn't new information

(???????)

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Quick PSA, if you get one of those "Work scanned, AI use detected" comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.

Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.

There is no scanning process, your work doesn't actually resemble AI writing, it's all bullshit. Mark the comment as spam (on AO3, not the email notification you got about the comment!) and don't let it get to you.

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@asafeplacetorest confirmed a few days ago that with all the stuff going on in my life rn, I might as well be a Fanfic protagonist , and I hate not having anything productive to do at this moment, because, frankly

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I want to see characters being taken care of in an explicit and worshipful way. Home-cooked meals. Hair brushed and braided by gentle hands. Little gifts just because.

I want to read about characters who are not used to kindness being bombarded by acts of service. This trope works romantically and platonically. Give me found family and acts of service - all the ways a character is wrapped up in wordless, explicit care after years of cruelty and having no idea how to handle. I need it.

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More griande and tango bc I meant to draw more of them before I got hit with scar brainrot the other day

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MCYT SEXYMAN WINNER JOE HILLS

[ID: the sexyman bracket, showing that the final winner is Joe Hills]