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Remembering when i would spend an ungodly amount of time on pottermore and I redid my patronus because I kept getting a shrew and a turkey buzzard and after 10 attempts i got a fucking dragon. No one can take that away from me
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When I learned as a kid that baths aren’t a part of basic hygiene, that’s when I knew being an adult sucked.
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every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table
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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...
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To feel or not to feel like a G6, for it is not your decision.
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*2016 voice*: It's Joever, isn't it?
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This is my mood bored, the mood bored is me, like literally
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