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today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

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Did Trump seriously shut down the US government because he’s not getting his way with the damn wall shit

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That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

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15 Ways to Subtly Tell Your Religious Grandma that Cock is Your Favorite Taste

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Friend: how do you say i love you in german

Me: ich liebe dich

Friend: i also love dick

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@Americas_Crimes

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ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

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Alienate Nazis from your content. Make them feel like it is not for them and is explicit in working against them. Whatever ways we can make Nazis feel socially unsafe and unwelcome on the basis of being Nazis is a good deed done.

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i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit

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Bear !

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Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

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Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

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raccoons and their… little hands