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princess-captain · 2 years

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WE HAVE CAPTURED AND RESTRAINED THE LITTLE GERMAN BOY IN LEDERHOSEN ROAMING THE STREETS. YOU ARE SAFE NOW

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princess-captain · 4 years

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what is your wisdom for today?

EAT A WATER

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princess-captain · 4 years

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tfw someone care you 🥺

#ITS ME I CARE HIM I CARE HIM SO MUCH

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princess-captain · 4 years

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<]:)

i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard

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princess-captain · 4 years

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princess-captain · 4 years

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FUNNEY CAR GO BROOM BROOM

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princess-captain · 4 years

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DON’T EVER TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN

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princess-captain · 4 years

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NO DON’T STEAL MEIN PRECIOUS CHINA JERM!!! I NEED IT FOR TEA PARTIES :(((

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princess-captain · 4 years

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CAPTAINIA RESIDENTS MONTHLY SURVEY OF WELLBEING: NAME: EMOTION: COLOR: TASTE: FAVORIATE SNACK: ONION ON CAPTEIN (ME!!): ONION OF YOUR NEIGHBOURS: IMPROVEMEANTS?: IMPROV MINTS: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 85 BEANS RIGHT IN YOUR HAND? : FAVORITE TV SHOW: FUNNY JOKE? : AHAHAHAHA!! VERY FUNNY INDEED: 10 DRAGONS AND THEY ARE ALL KISSING!!!: WHO DO YOU KIN?: AH, VALID!: THATSE IT, HAVE A WONDERFULL DAY MEIN FRIENDS!

#Romantically Apocalyptic #romac

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princess-captain · 4 years

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NOOO DON’T TRY TO KILL ME, IT WILL NOT WORK. I AMN! SIMPLEY TOO SEXEY :)

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princess-captain · 4 years

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ALL OF ZHESE POOR LADIES ARE NAKED. AS A GENTLEMANS I LEND THEM MY COAT. I HAVE MANY. ENOUGH COATS FOR EVERYONE. DO NOT ASK HOW

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princess-captain · 4 years

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NYEH??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AMN NOT “ONE OF ZEE BOYS” I AM NOT A BOY, YES, BUT ONE OF ZEE BOYS IS. SPIRITUAL. IT IZ BEYOND GENDER. GENDER DOES NOT RULE THE ME, AND IT SHOULDN’T RULE YOU EITHER.

... AH! I HAVE KILLED ANOTHER SKELETON MANS

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princess-captain · 4 years

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ALSO WE ARE GOING TO ZEE THEATRE WHEREIN I WILL BE PERFORMING A SHAKESPEARE PLAY AS VOTED ON BY ZEE AUDIENCE THANK YOUUUUUUU

#romac #Romantically Apocalyptic

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princess-captain · 4 years

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CAPTAINIA NEWS 2DAY: OH SHIT A RATT

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princess-captain · 4 years

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AS A TREAT!!

PILOT CAN HAVE. SNACKY TREAT

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princess-captain · 4 years

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PILOT CAN HAVE. SNACKY TREAT

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princess-captain · 4 years

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YES!!! AT LAST!!!

Today is international nonbinary day so for 24 hours all gender is illegal!!!! Have a great day everyone!!!

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