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omfg if anyone ever tries to use the awkward stripper situation as an example of Harry’s heterosexuality i’m just gonna laugh in their face
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in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didn’t find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow that’s pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her
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theres no way this is actually happening on my facebook right now
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i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
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“i dont feel well”
“thats because you stay up too late”
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today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school district”
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When people say Louis never had any X-Factor solos.. I think you may have forgotten about this little one.
Every time. Every single time.
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“Hey, do you want the rest of my shake? I’m full.” [via]
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I don’t have the source, but these are breathtaking.
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