princelyfailures
The fragile art of a good excuse.
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Dirk | 19 | TX [Semi-independent RP blog for post-sburb Dirk Strider, none of the art/icons on here belong to me unless stated in the tags or anywhere else. Anything that could be seen as triggering to others will be tagged accordingly. This blog is still a work in progress so there won't be that much information until later added.] Magic Anon: None/Accepting
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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Teach got mad at me because I yelled "shit" today in class.  I was trying to catch a beetle in Animal crossing and it flew away before I could catch it.
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James | 20 | WA [Independent RP blog for Dad Egbert who's still in college, possibly collegestuck?...
I gave in.
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself.
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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i am a walking 404 error 
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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Let’s do a tag game where we don’t use words, just commonly put together letters:
co
ie
ta
po
sc
si
bl
mu
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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Me: npcs in games should be more upset that I just barge into their house
Skyrim npc: get out of my house
Me: what the fuck
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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"People don’t like love, they like that flittery flirty feeling. They don’t love love - love is sacrificial, love is ferocious, it’s not emotive. Our culture doesn’t love love, it loves the idea of love. It wants the emotion without paying anything for it."
Matt Chandler  (via 5000letters)
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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what if..collegestuck..
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❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️☔️☔️☔️😂😂 by Gentleman and Jerk (BVC CT)
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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dadbert, but I'm not exactly sure what all I'm going to do with him yet. Like..if I want him to be in some sort of au.
like a dadbert dad or — ?
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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Send me ships. I can only respond with GIFS
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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turntechisms replied to your post:// *thinks about making a new blog* *doesn’t make...
// do what you want bb
hmmm. what if i make a dad blog. *Chin hands*
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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// *thinks about making a new blog* *doesn't make the blog* *questions why i'm even on tumblr anymore*
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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y do ppl do the touching thing w/o ur permission and think its a joke to touch u even more when u say “please dont touch me” like what is wrong with u get the fuck off me i dont want you touching me with ur germ ridden fucking hands
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princelyfailures · 10 years ago
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I honestly think it's funny when people see DadJohn and they're like "I don't ship that! Dad is John's father!" Hah, but when they see Stridercest they talk about how great it is and all of that. Which is totes cool bc yeah it's great. The one thing some of them fail to understand that Dad is actually John's genetic brother and bro is actually Dave's dad.
Just some food for thought.
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