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Calling the latest round of bots "pornbots" is giving them more credit than they deserve tbh.... most of their blogs are empty. no boobs. no ass
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you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.
Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?
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what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?
Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity
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stardew valley: once per day you can kiss your spouse and get some energy back
me: that's absolutely adorable. anyway watch as I kiss my wife bye every morning when I leave the house immediately after waking up
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so true bestie *kisses you on the cheek to signal to the roman guard to arrest you*
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lovecore this. cottagecore that. what about the reactor core its going to explode
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me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????
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new love langauges dropped (i saw it all in a dream)
• boobs
• eating together
• theft
• pure devotion which makes you turn a blind eye to the rest of the world
• salvation through your lover’s touch
• going through grief together
• blood
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