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* Goes on date *
* looks around *
“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”
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How to be Paris Hilton according to Paris Hilton
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Me af when I have kids
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each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more
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Send my muse some bad pick-up lines!
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hombrepicoso:
“Hush, you know you’re the perfect age.” He leaned close and pressed his forehead against her’s.
“Who said I wasn’t?” Pressing him away gently with a finger she walks past him towards the kitchen.
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I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life
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everything *turns out bad* me:
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you: there can’t possibly be anything interesting in Customer Reviews for fake lashes. me:
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hombrepicoso:
“Technically speaking you already do, I just don’t look it yet.” He took her hand and gently pulled her closer.
“If you qualify as old then I suppose I’m not a young damsel either.” Donna mused, daring him to say the contrary.
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