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vibe check! *gazes at you tenderly from accross the room*
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I have never really played a villainess or antagonistic character before. My personality is very bubbly, I’m a very happy person. So I thought it would be fun to challenge myself and step out of the box and become someone who is completely outside of who I would ever be.
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once when i was 9 in animal crossing wild world i sent a breakup letter to jeremiah telling him it was over because i found someone new…. that was better than him. i told him i was in love with Crazy Redd now and that he couldnt compete cuz “hes a kitsune and youre just a frog.”
so eventually jeremiah moved to my friend’s town…. only i didnt know that villagers will show old letters. so then one day i get a goddamn phone call. an actual goddamn phone call. from my friend and she says: “hey, i saw your letter about dating crazy redd–” and i hung up on her instantly.
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me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today
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your 20’s are all about finding THE wackiest, THE ugliest, short-sleeve button-up shirts that no one in their right mind would wear, and then wearing them as much as possible
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me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around
my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature
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Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.
I need them for um reasons lol
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when you’re on the verge of a breakdown but you’re in public so you have to try to hold it together
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mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”
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