don't follow me if you're expecting anything lmao - there's a lot going on here. He/they/it
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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riding the trolley out of omelas because i'm a little too shaken to walk rn and i just heard this weird thump from the tracks. probably nothing
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At this point I think the biggest proof that COVID does brain damage is the fact that over 50% of American voters completely forgot the shitshow that was Trump's first term and decided to let him have another go at it
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You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!
Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?
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Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either
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A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.
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truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life
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i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”
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found footage horror movie where the guy filming is a landlord trying to sell a haunted house, filming the property and frantically trying to quickly pan away from all the obvious ghost activity with less and less success
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me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years
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