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What I would have said to Viserys if we met

I don’t own this story. It’s from Wattpad, the story is “You’re Kidding Right?” A game of thrones fanfiction by QueenMissFit

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Albino Aesthetic

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Friend: *sends rat pic* This is you, look at it.

Me: cute, rats are pretty smart tho.

Friend: Rats are ew. You’re one of the dumb ones then.

Me: Nah. Rats have to be smart to live. And i’m still alive. 14 years old. Rats dont live that long. Im SPECIAL.

Friend: Wait. You’re 14?! Woah, you old hag.

Me: Ye. Im your superior you baby. Im smarter than you because i got more experience. You dumb. Cuz you’re the slobbery gross baby.

Friend: WTF, you rat hoe.

Me: Hoe’s are very useful, they see to crops so the vegetables grow, so we can survive. And as i said about the rats, you basically called me a smart saviour. “A useful smart saviour”.

Me: so far you’ve called me:

Wise

Useful

Smart

A hero

Your superior

And more experienced

Friend: ....

Me: XD you suck at this

Friend: How do i do this without knowing?

Me: Idk but thanks for the compliments

Friend: Any chance i can take them back?

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Everything I hate about: Daenerys Targaryen

She has way too many titles

She is soooo slow with her movements. I mean, one minute she's reaching for the egg, and two minutes later she has it in her hands. I mean, just fucking grab it!

If she can think of her dragons are her children, then I can think of my parrot as my child

She didn't even care her brother dies. In the book apparently her brother, Viserys, used to be kind and stuff but now he's a total fuckward, I understand that. But if it were my brother and he was the same, I would at least cry.

Demanding and controlling

Acts like a whining baby at times

Doesn’t even hear Jorah out and just banishes him like (clicks finger) that

She never fails does she? Its actually refreshing to see her struggle at times

Shes hypocritical

Why does she remind me the queen of hearts and the white queen combined?

Like Tyrion pointed out: “Someone who’s never set foot in Westeros becomes the ruler of Westeros?”

Stop acting like the Iron Throne was hers. She wasn’t even born there!

Oh my god, she isnt a superhero! Get over it!

“Hey, who’s your favourite character?” “Daenerys Targaryen” “...”

She gives everyone the bitch look ALL the time

I have a feeling shes a pyromaniac

Pls dont

She gets everyone to do the work for her then takes all the credit

She governs people she’s set free

She’s relaxed into letting people ‘help’ her rule (You’re the QUEEN do your own RULING)

Shouldnt she know that locking dragons up was the reason they were all extinct in the first place? She should know more about her family history

If her family once ruled westeros with dragons, then there’s got to be a way to train them, right? Figure it out, Daenerys!

Im more excited to see Joffrey whine to his mother than see Daenerys

Shes so r00d

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Night Fury Troubles

All I want to do is find pictures of just the Night Fury, but every single picture of them these days are with the Light Fury.

Which sucks balls.

Because I need the images for the fanfiction I am writing.

And there isn't just a Night Fury in most of them. :C

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When you take a screenshot and something gets in the way. And when you retake the shot, your phone goes flat. So you charge it up and get back on it to only realise all the tabs closed and now you could never find the picture again...

Rip.

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Just an ordinary day with my Animal Jam buddies!

- DDS

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Anyone Else Laugh at Horror Movies?

The Conjuring (1)

ITS THE FUCKING WITCH IN THE WARDROBE

THE GIRL KEEPS TRYING TO GET IN LIKE: ’NARNIA HERE I FUCKING COME!’

Nightmare on Elm Street

LOOK, HE JUST WANTS A HOT GIRLFRIEND!

HAHA! LOOK AT HIS SIDE BURNS!

DAMN, NEW INFORMATION I DIDNT KNOW YET, EXCITING!

It (2017)

OMG, PENNYWISE IS SO CUTE~!

THOSE TUFTS ON HIS COLLAR LOOK SO SOFT, I WANNA CUDDLE!

STANLEY LOOKS AS BORING AS WATCHING GRASS GROW

*Looks at Stan* FUCKING PUSSY

TAKE A BITE OUT OF ME, PENNY!

Carrie

HER MOTHER NEEDS MENTAL HELP

CARRIE DOESNT SEEM THE TYPE TO BELIEVE IN GOD, I WISH SHE CRUCIFIED PEOPLE DURING PROM THO

YES! FUCK THEM UP CARRIE!

HAHA! HE WAS KILLED BY A BUCKET! 😂

WHY KILL THE PIG?! KILL A HUMAN IF U HAVE TO, JUST NOT THE POOR PIGGY!

The Ritual

FUCK NO!

EW HES NAKED!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

IS THAT THINGS HEAD IN ITS CROTCH?! OH GOSH, HOW DOES IT PLAN ON HAVING ANY KIDS?!

DOES THING LOVE JESUS? IS THAT WHY IT CRUCIFIES PPL?

Death Note (Movie)

Let's not talk about this. This was a discrace to the Death Note fandom.

Babysitter

HAHA! SHE LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF FROG.

THAT GUY LOOKS HAWT! WHY DO I SHIP HIM WITH THE KID?

HA! NOW I WANNA BLOW UP SOMEONE WITH A FIREWORK

JESUS! COULDA DROPPED MY CROISSANT!

Unfriended

FUCK, THIS SHOW IS TERRIFYING

THIS REMINDS ME OF FNAF

POOR LAURA

FUCK YES, KILL THEM LAURA! BITCHES ALL DESERVE IT!

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My Villain Crushes

Loki Laufeyson (Marvel)

Caius Volturi (Twilight)

Ayato Kirishima (Tokyo Ghoul)

Thanos (Only lil’ bit, Marvel Infinity War)

Juuzou Suzuya (He’s Both, Tokyo Ghoul)

Joker (Suicide Squad)

Venom (Marvel)

Ryuk (Dont ask) (Death Note, Anime)

Pennywise (2017 IT)

Mephisto Pheles (Blue Exorcist)

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Proper Names

1 A loyal girlfriend/wife who is willing to kill for you? - “Yandere”.

2 A cute-childish appearance but is tend from a legal age? - “Loli”.

3 A girl that is rude to you but deep inside, loves you? - “Tsundere”.

4 A girl that is your sister that always take care of you? - “Imouto”.

5 A girl that can use her magic powers? - “Mahou Shoujo”.

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Everything Wrong With Miraculous Ladybug

Marinette has an obsession and really needs to reasesitate herself.

Especially when she has made 35 years worth of presents for Adrien.

Is everyone in Paris fucking dense? They cannot see that the heroes have the same voice, hair and face shape of two protagonists we all know?

And if the heroes look the same as their civilian forms then why doesn’t Hawkmoth look the same as Gabriel Agreste?

Chloe has an annoying voice that sounds American (Like most characters in this god forsaken show)

Nobody has noticed that Marinette AND Adrien, who sound and look exactly the same haven’t been akumatized yet?

Also, nobody notices they disappear every time a victim is akumatized?

When can Marichat fans be satisfied?

Ladybug is overly dramatic and rude. How is she the best behaved girl in the world? I mean, sure, she would sacrifice her life to save others but that isn’t something that would make her ‘good’

Gabriel should really stop holding his dead wife’s corpse in a glass case and just pay attention to his living, breathing son who wants his attention.

Wtf? Why is Natalie and him in a relationship when Gabriel obviously is containing his wife is some messed up glass box? So Gabriel has time for Natalie and his Deceased wife and not his, once again, living breathing son?

Child neglection and Bullying

Hormonal Teenagers

Terrible voice acting. They can’t even catch up with the mouth movements, it’s frustrating

Do they need the transformation process every single time in each episode? It’s takes up at least 1 minute both heroes combined

Marinette is growing up to be a Yandere, I assure you

Even I and any other normal teenage girl or boy wouldn’t hang up photos of their crush on their wall, and NOT remember it when their friends or crush come over. Is everyone in this show stupid?

It’s either Chloe doesn’t have a brain, she doesn’t want friends, doesn’t know how to express her true feelings or is just a complete bitch to everyone

Sabrina in one episode broke with Chloe and became friends with Marinette. But Marinette misses out on something with Sabrina, and so the girl says Marinette is just like Chloe... How does that make sense when they are complete opposites?

Nathaniel has to be the most normal person in this show

Nobody is kind like Adrien

I can already imagine Marinette in a mental asylum

The audience is begging for the makers for the others to keep their miraculous’, life would be so much easier, wouldn’t it?

Chloe seriously needs more friends

They just put Nathaniel in more episodes already, he is the only normal character in this show

Okay, so, Marinett’s parents (including herself) have the last name ‘Dupain Chang’ or something, and it sounds Chinese. But the dad isn’t Chinese, he’s obviously French or probably something else. Did he just take the mother’s last name? If so, why?

If Marinette is partly Chinese and her uncle is fluent in the language so much he can’t even speak it, why doesn’t she know how? Not even a single word. Surely she’d know a few sentences from her mum and stuff?

Her uncle isn’t really family material isn’t he?

So many emo fags in this franchise

The akumatized stuff is getting really old now, when can something else happen where Ladybug and Chat Noir have to save something else other than Hawkmoth?

And what kind of villain names do they come up with? Hey! I know what to call the next villain! How does Gorizilla sound? (Tbh, the name is offensive to the character)

Fuck this show, sometimes.

Every time I look at Adrienette or Ladychat moments, I think of the meme: “Just fuck already!”

We’re still waiting for that fucking adrienette kiss you morons!

1000 years have past and we are still awaiting the revealations between Marinette and Adrien to come.

Help me, this show is so gay sometimes!

Cheesy moments lololol

Yawn - Same thing happens every episode.

The only scenes I look forward to nowadays is when they aren’t fighting akumatized victims

Stupid love triangles

Anyone notice that Chat Noir is in a latex suit with a pole as his weapon?

They couldn’t make Marinette’s superhero outfit cooler?

Chloe’s mother and father actually MADE her? I didn’t know Chloe’s mother was after old guys! You sure that Chloe isn’t adopted?

We need a flamboyant character like Tsukiyama from Tokyo Ghoul. Someone with a sadistic side.

I’m so glad I’m not in that series

They wear the same clothes every day. Dont they have bigger wardrobes? Especially since both Chloe, Gabriel and Adrien are RICH AF?!

You’re telling me this:

Marinette loves Adrien but doesn’t have the same feelings for Chat Noir

And Adrien loves Ladybug and doesn’t have the same feelings for Marinette?

If this was true love, they would have a sense of love for each other.

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Fuck this show 👍🏻🐞🐱

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Alya: Chat Noir! Chat Noir! Wait!

Chat Noir: Huh? Oh, bonjour Alya! What can I do for you?

Alya: I was wondering if you can answer a quick question for the Lady Blog?

Chat Noir: Of course, anything for a caring and devoted citizen!

Just before Alya spoke, Nino ran up to them.

Nino: We noticed how you have no nipples on your suit, how do you plan on feeding your young?

Chat Noir: O.O

Alya kicks Nino in the “Down South”

Alya: How do you plan of having any?

Nino: *groans*

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Advice If You Ever Work/Play FNAF

1. I would advise to wear a non-spring lock suit so the animatronics don’t try and stuff you inside one. Common sense people!

2. Don’t bring a knife to the workplace. Bring a sledgehammer, axe, chainsaw and any other think that can damage huge, metal, corpse-filled, haunted robots. Maybe an exorcist as well :)

3. If you gotta break out, just smash through the windows of the building, or pick the lock!

4. You can always set the building on fire (If you know what I mean ;D)

5. Try and befriend the robots, and if that doesn’t work? You’re fucked.

6. If you’re scared of playing Fnaf, and can’t go to sleep at night, I recommend reading an X Reader of the character you’re scared of the most. I find it helps calm you down.

7. Don’t work there and just don’t play the game 👍🏻

8. If your nerves are up and you get anxiety or really bad stress from this game or job, I recommend Lavender candles, oil and tea: Lavender helps calm you down.

9. Watch Markiplier play FNAF before you do.

10. Play music or put on a YouTuber on your phone/Tablet/IPad/IPod/Laptop while playing or working.

11. Do NOT watch creepy videos or movies or series, read a creepy book or speak to any creepy stalker while playing or working. (Even if I said watch markiplier play Fnaf) Unless you want to give yourself a challenge! ;)

12. Always love Freddy ❤️