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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

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very brave to be rocking or repping anything in 2025. what if its all naught but ash

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Referred to as “the Dusseldorf patient” to protect his privacy, researchers said he is the fifth confirmed case of an HIV cure. Although the details of his successful treatment were first announced at a conference in 2019, researchers could not confirm he had been officially cured at that time.

Today, researchers announced the Dusseldorf patient still has no detectable virus in his body, even after stopping his HIV medication four years ago.

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Happy Killing of Captain Cook Day!

“On February 14, 1779 Captain James Cook of the british royal navy was killed by natives in Kealakekua Bay, on the Big Island of Hawaii. Cook was a true savage, who sailed across the world bringing murder, rape, disease, and colonialism to native peoples all over the Pacific.

When he was killed, Cook was trying to kidnap the Hawaiian Aliʻi (tribal chief) Kalaniʻōpuʻu in response to an unknown person stealing a small boat. In the process, he had threatened to open fire on the islanders.

At this point, the Hawaiians decided they had enough of Cook’s bullshit, threatened with mass murder and the kidnapping of one of their tribal leaders, the Hawaiian islanders finally gave this piece of shit what he deserved: a beatdown on the beach, and a knife to the chest. This put an end to a lifetime of predatory behavior and conquest of lands in the service to the british empire.

So how about instead of celebrating a boring consumerist holiday like Valentine’s Day, we celebrate something awesome, like the death of Captain Cook …”

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No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

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sinkdog's dream

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Not fair that i cant get a boner . not in a dysphoria way i just feel like it limits my self expression

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[ ☜ left ] arteries, from Diderot and d’Alembert’s Encyclopédie, 1751-1772

[ right ☞ ] Saymaluu-Tash national park petroglyphs, Kyrgyzstan

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Dragon by Holly Lucero

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I dont believe there's some kind of noble outcome to struggling but also sometimes I see the behavior of my friends who lived in financial security and who grew up in the same house their parents owned in the suburbs all their lives and I'm like... well idk maybe there is a benefit to poverty

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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

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just found this picture from an assignment i did last year

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you can’t all be puppies one of you has to be an anteater or something

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