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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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you ever look at a character you like and think

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just messed around with some screenshots, they're so funny, I can't 😭😭

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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

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one thing about being a student worker at a library is that people see you at a desk and assume you know where things are. people will come up asking where room 251 is and i have to sit there like a dumbass and admit that i've been working here for a year and have no idea.

look i'm an undergrad museum guide okay? i have three domains: the gallery, the historical library and collection rooms on the third floor, and the basement where i was stuck reshelving medical journals from 1917 for a month. everywhere else might as well be the void at the edge of a video game map.

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every year

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it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

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the only time of the year this can be posted

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Apparently, even in the year of Our Lord Two-thousand and Twenty-four, people need this simple chart explained to them at length

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impulsesv life series win . like to charge reblog to cast

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Do you think it's like a rite of passage for every new generation of xmen to momentarily feel like it's kind of fucked up to be trying to kick the shit out of a senior citizen until magneto crumples someone into a cube like a trash compactor in front of them and they're just like Oh Ok

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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The only reason Blackwall doesn’t look like this in game is because if he did look like this no one would want to sleep with egg man or the catholic cop

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2