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one thing about being a student worker at a library is that people see you at a desk and assume you know where things are. people will come up asking where room 251 is and i have to sit there like a dumbass and admit that i've been working here for a year and have no idea.

look i'm an undergrad museum guide okay? i have three domains: the gallery, the historical library and collection rooms on the third floor, and the basement where i was stuck reshelving medical journals from 1917 for a month. everywhere else might as well be the void at the edge of a video game map.

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every year

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it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

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the only time of the year this can be posted

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Apparently, even in the year of Our Lord Two-thousand and Twenty-four, people need this simple chart explained to them at length

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impulsesv life series win . like to charge reblog to cast

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Do you think it's like a rite of passage for every new generation of xmen to momentarily feel like it's kind of fucked up to be trying to kick the shit out of a senior citizen until magneto crumples someone into a cube like a trash compactor in front of them and they're just like Oh Ok

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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The only reason Blackwall doesn’t look like this in game is because if he did look like this no one would want to sleep with egg man or the catholic cop

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

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Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

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YOU BITCHES BETTER FUCKING RALLY LIKE IVE NEVER SEEN A PRESIDENTIAL RACE RALLY BEFORE