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vox is so bpd-coded

(i say this as someone with bpd)

alastor is giving ex-FP who he never completely got over and it’s driving him insane

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Imagine Adam being a mute sinner btw. Like, he was always so loud, even to his dying moment. And when he returns, he cant make a sound..so he has no choice but to listen

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i selfship with bill cipher and idgaf. i made some fuckass deal and now we’re married, but we both kinda hate each other and that mf does NOT pay child support. he disappears for years at a time and i know his twink ass is gay. he moans stanfords name during sex (which is just geometry dash because he’s a triangle) and i kick him onto the cuck chair while i find a woman to sleep with because i’m also gay but we stay together for the kids. who he hasn’t visited in 6 years.

if anyone knows a good interdimensional divorce lawyer, kindly let me know. fuck you, bill.

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adamsapple is such an underrated ship because of it’s angst potential. like. Adam and Lilith were brand fucking new to being alive. Adam didn’t know wtf was going on. i don’t think he was always an egotistical little cunt, but he probably felt like he had the authority to boss Lilith and Eve around because the angels didn’t correct him. they just gave him women and were like, “this is your wife, go populate the world. it doesn’t matter if you guys like each other or not, lol.”

i think the angels wanted to be hands-off in their development to let things occur naturally, but they didn’t understand that creating a new intelligent species requires guidance and parenting. angels have been around since, seemingly, the dawn of time with divine knowledge. they were assuming it would all work out. it didn’t. Adam NEEDED guidance on how to treat people, just like Lilith needed freedom to explore her curiosities. both were lacking that.

so, Lilith runs off and Lucifer decides to interviene and comfort her. they fall in love. (in my personal headcanon, Lucifer had been fucking around in the garden and befriended both Adam and Lilith before she left, so they were FRIENDS). can you imagine the confusion and pain that Adam felt? his counterpart that was literally created to be with him, ran off and chose a LITERAL angel. one of the beings that CREATED HIM. but it gets worse, according to the bible, the angels take a rib from Adam and give him a new wife— Eve. they probably told him something like, “she’s made from you, so you guys will be more compatible.”

Lucifer and Lilith then felt bad for Eve and humanity as a whole, so in his pride, he decided it would be a great idea to give her the fruit of knowledge... and possibly fuck her, considering what he said in the battle scene (in my headcanon, they had a threesome). which then DAMNS ALL OF HUMANITY and casts them out of eden, into an empty earth full of hardships. so now, Adam’s first wife left him for Lucifer, his second wife betrayed him for Lucifer, and he’s stuck hunter-gathering in the wilderness for the rest of his life.

then GUESS WHAT? his own fucking son kills his brother! what the fuck! Adam was going through it while he was alive. he was probably miserable. and we see no sign of Eve in heaven. no wonder he turned into a fuckboy.

i like to imagine that human Adam looked up to Lucifer and thought of him as an ethereal being, a friend, a teacher and a creator. he could’ve had feelings for Lucifer just like Lilith did, but he wouldn’t have known that liking other men was an option at the time. Lucifer loved humanity and wanted what was best for both Adam and Lilith, but no one went about it the right way. and it ended horribly.

ugh. i need enemies to lovers where they reconcile and talk about their feelings. they are both traumatized.

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k

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You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.

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is this anything

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He did it! He saved the town with the power of love!

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I'm obsessed with your human Alastor!

May I request him introducing Charlie to his dear mother?~

He met her dad, so it's only fair he'll let her meet his mom!

no possible way..

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The real reason he was gone for seven years.

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and then he disappeared for seven years

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idk how to work this damn website