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austin: i can't believe we're stuck in this room together until edwin arrives with the spare key!

zion: *swallows original key* yes, it's truly unfortunate.

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austin: no matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

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brandon: you know, when i told you to bring me back something from north carolina, i meant like a souvenir or something.

austin, holding a dead fish: well you didn't say that.

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zion, to edwin: edwin has no idea i'm high.

edwin: you're high?

zion: oh, sorry.

zion, to brandon: edwin has no idea i'm high.

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austin: hey edwin?

edwin: what's up?

austin: i can't sleep :(

edwin: i can. good night.

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edwin: zion, repeat after me.

edwin:

zion: but you're not saying anything.

edwin: exactly.

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nick: can you do something for me?

zion: sure.

nick: can you do something for me without complaining?

zion:

zion: i'll go get brandon.

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edwin: you are such an idiot.

zion: an idiot you love?

edwin:

edwin, sighing: an idiot i love.

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austin: i'm making voodoo dolls of the guys so i can finally give them what they deserve.

austin: *gently hugs each one and tells them they're amazing and that he's proud of them.*

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“mentally? i'm like 5'11". physically? don't worry about it.”

- edwin

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zion: i like making short jokes about edwin.

zion: they go right over his head.

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zion: *tapping on the table*

nick: *tapping back furiously*

edwin: what are they doing?

brandon: they learned morse code so they could talk to each other without us knowing.

zion: ... .... .- .-. -.- / - --- --- - .... / .... . .- -. . ... ...

nick: *slams hands down on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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edwin: *sneezes*

brandon: bless you!

austin: *sneezes*

brandon, already wrapping him in blankets and feeding him soup: oh my god, are you sick? how could i have let this happen? you poor thing!

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edwin: the sign says "do not touch", zion.

zion: *rips sign off* not anymore.

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edwin: so the man is dead and you have his wallet, riding in an antique car that's worth over $150,000. how do you think this looks?

zion: to you it looks terrible. brandon, he wouldn't be all that upset.

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edwin: now is not the time for your shenanigans .

zion: it was one shenanigan.

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brandon: why are you two here?

austin: i'm here to help!

zion: i'm here to make things worse!