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janelle monae should win a grammy every year for just existing

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No nuance

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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

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i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

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i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain

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Do you drink tea at least twice a week on average?

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Took 3 expired gift cards out of my wallet and now i can leap over tall buildings in a single bounce

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i don't mind jake winning but i'm annoyed about leanne tbh she's had such mean girl energy the whole game and takes everything soo personally. 'why aren't you looking me in the eye' it would have been weirder if he was directly staring at you!!!!

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VULTURE: Tell me all about your day. Were you trying to stay distracted?  MONICA BARBARO: Let me tell you, I'm in London shooting something right now, and I was mid-costume-fitting when I got the news. I was trying not to pay attention to what time the [Oscar] nominations were coming out. I was like, I don't want to overthink this. There are so many incredible female performances this year. I was going to be happy for everybody. I had a feeling the movie, Timmy, and Edward Norton would get some love, so I was trying not to think about myself in it. So I was like, Yeah, why don't we do a fitting right now? But I was still refreshing and refreshing. And when my phone started lighting up, I was on the floor. I had made peace with it potentially not happening, and that allows even more space to be more excited. How do I process this? I have no idea. I can't feel my toes. [x]

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Do you have any family members who have the same name? (like two people called Dave for example)

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That's OSCAR nominee Monica Barbaro to you! ✨

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hear me out wheel

step 1: spin the wheel step 2:

i left out a LOT of characters i found way too conveniently attractive on this one. have fun