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Hey guys if tumblr tanks here where you can find me:

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REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

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There is explicit nonbinary representation on my math homework

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kinda fucked up how my parents’ generation’s high school musical classic was about kids driving around in cars and owning leather jackets whereas my generation’s is about a class of kids working food service jobs for a bunch of rich golfers to survive 

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oh my god

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THIS IS SO CUTE

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Director: “So Donald plugs the nozzle into the tire, makes 3 steps to the bicycle pump and starts pumping. You got that?” Animator: “Sure thing, boss! I’ll get on it right away!” Director: “And Bob…” Animator: “Yes, sir?” Director: “Just… don’t overdo it this time…”

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not to be corny but the sound of rain softly hitting the roof at night is the best thing ever

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http://iglovequotes.net/

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Bisexuals and Aro/Ace people: *are the most hated members of the lgbt community*

Homosexuals: yeah but you guys got that Straight Passing Privilege ™ so you cant sit with us

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gloomy here, gloomy there

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she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

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a man: *looks at a woman for even one second*

me: leave her alone