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I’m gonna be real with you I have not prepared a song.

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Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(

yeah in most ways. Good luck out there

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SELF AFFIRMATIONS

COFFEE WILL NOT MAKE MY PARANOIA WORSE

I AM ALLOWED TO KILL PEOPLE

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good bye

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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two comics.

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girls night girls night

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had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕

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some time last year in a daze i signed up to be a community notes contributor on twitter, and i have not used this ability once in any meaningful sense, but i do appreciate that it sometimes provides me with exclusive advance previews of muppet discourse

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John Cage, Indeterminacy 6.

he normally followed this with ‘there is nothing to fear for the future of music.’ a pivotal moment for the creation of 4’33

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Alright posting on tumblr now too haha I’m glad so many people seem to like her :)

gotta have my iced Dunkies Cawfee in ass freezing weather, that’s a New England staple

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I was promised nerdy loser Fandom obsessed freaks but you're all like beautiful women with multiple degrees and a circle of friends

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@sketchybuffalo

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

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imaginary friend

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