I am a preschool teacher from San Francisco, CA and currently teaching preschool in Midrand, South Africa (near Johannesburg)
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Boy: I want another marshmallow!
Me: I'm sorry, my boy, everybody only gets one.
... 5 minutes later...
Boy: Teacher! I'm sick!
Me: Oh Shame... what's wrong?
Boy: I need a marshmallow!
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You put your leg there. You put your hand there. You put your elephant there. You put your teacher there and turn around! That's what it's all about!
3 year old’s version of The Hokey Pokey
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Me: What do you want to be today?
Girl: A kitty cat!
Boy 1: A doggy!
Boy 2: A banana!
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Girl 1: My Mommy's a princess.
Girl 2: My Mommy's a princess too!
Girl 3: My Mommy's an apple!
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Girl 1: Where's America?
Girl 2: America's next to Nigeria.
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Boy: Raise your hand if you wanna marry an Easter egg!
Girl: No! You can't marry an Easter egg because that's God's birthday!
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Me: and why didn't you sleep at nap time?
Boy: because I'm too tired of sleeping
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Boy: Teacher, why do white people have spots all over them?
Me: Spots?
Boy: Yeah, those brown ones on your face.
Me: Those are called freckles.
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Boy: Nah!
Me: Nah!
Boy: Ahh Teacher! You're speaking Zulu!
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Teacher: How long is forever?
Boy: Until you're a Granny!
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Boy: What is this?
Me: A whale.
Boy: It looks like my mom.
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Reading "Pete the Cat"
Me: Pete the cat was walking down the street wearing his brand new white shoes. Pete loved his shoes so much, he sang this song...
Boy: I love my white teacher! I love my white teacher! I love my white teacher!
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The rooster! The rooster! The rooster's on fire!"
4 year old boy attempting to sing "The roof is on fire" in my classroom today
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Me: Did you bite your friend?
Boy: No. The lion did.
Me: Are you the lion?
Boy: Yes.
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Me: Did you bite your friend?
Boy: No. The lion did.
Me: Are you the lion?
Boy: Yes.
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Me: "... and what is Easter all about?"
Boy: "Chickens!"
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Me: "... and do you know where Jesus is now?"
Boy: "Zimbabwe!"
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