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no one ever helps me in this damn house

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you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

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He’s the poor man’s Chris Pratt

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ya know what’s kind of weird? some people name cats “whiskers.” that’s a cat’s body part. that’s so wild. i’m gonna name my son leg

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Switzerland isn’t a country, its 26 cantons under a trenchcoat

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a four-step guide to learning chemistry:

1.chemis-try

2.chemis-why

3.chemis-cry

4.chemis-bye

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Me, passing someone on the highway: bitch

Me, being passed on the highway: bitch

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Stop letting someone hurt you just because y'all got history.

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♡

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I thought my twenties would be a lot more exciting than me legitimately considering whether 4:30PM is too early to go to bed

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