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Do you think the wet bandits from home alone ever held each other? Ever kissed each other, gently, and then passionately? Explored each other’s bodies, huddled in the back of their van?

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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

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anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking or stepping on any of them and with his back to toothless and eyes shut to demonstrate how he’s willing to put total faith in him not to harm him or run away and to show humility and a desire to establish a natural bond of mutual trust instead of the arrogance to try to force toothless to submit to his will and hearing the music crescendo and fade into silence as he finally crosses the last obstacle so that they’re standing mere inches from one another, tension built on years of bad blood between their two races, so immense it’s almost like a physical barrier, separating them, and after what feels like forever toothless presses his nose gently into hiccup’s outstretched palm and it fits perfectly like it was made solely for that specific purpose, and feeling all the hairs on your neck stand up and a stifling sensation that brought actual tears to your eyes rise in your throat as it touched something profound and full of unspeakable yearning inside you

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"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

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The Sound Of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

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the losechesters

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Gerri: where’s Kendall?

Roman: well we found this button and it turns out someone has to press it, uh, every couple hours or the world ends

Gerri: what

Roman: I know crazy right. Anyway we left Kendall there

Gerri: you just left him there to press the button? for how long?

Shiv (getting defensive): look, someone has to press the button. And Ken wanted to.

Roman: he’s totally locked in man. He loves it.

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Doctor Who The Runaway Bride | 2006

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reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces

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christmas on tumblr is so funny cus everyone starts blogging from their parents house

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sam is always sighing and huffing and wheezing and snorting and nickering and whinnying and tossing his hair. he is like a belligerent racehorse that wished on a star to be a man.

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Supernatural is so insane because what do you mean the big bad of s11 was god and his sister and the next season was just British people.

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in a perfect world, in act two glinda and elphaba would sing a what is this feeling? reprise with the exact same lyrics where they realise their feelings for each other and then fiyero would sing i'm not that girl (reprise)

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Elphaba: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Fiyero asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Glinda: what kind of animal is the pink panther

Elphaba, already taking off her clothes: Glinda you're so fucking stupid